childhood teachings Minecraft Servers

Childhood Teachings

  • BlockMomsWisdom

    BlockMomsWisdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! Our server is so epic, even your parents would approve. They probably told you to always strive for greatness, right? Well, on our server, greatness is just the beginning.

    Imagine this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your parents that you’re not just a blocky builder, you’re a pixelated pioneer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockCraftMemes

    BlockCraftMemes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPalsCraft

    PixelPalsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when your friend told you that if you dig straight down in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret underground kingdom filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens? Well, that’s basically what our server is like! Join us for the chance to uncover hidden treasures, battle evil mobs, and maybe even ride a pig into battle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are always looking for new players to join their ranks. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see where the adventure takes you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrampsFuneralMC Server

    GrampsFuneralMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

    Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoSmokeNoFunCraft

    NoSmokeNoFunCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

    We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

    So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PizzaRuinerMC SMP

    PizzaRuinerMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

    MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

    CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

    Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

    So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ #420minecraftdreams

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UkrainianAirHobble

    UkrainianAirHobble

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BeeScentsGoneWild

    BeeScentsGoneWild

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40ยบ) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP