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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4965 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8892 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.
Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.