But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the wonders of bacon architecture firsthand!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy, bacon-filled world!
But watch out, cuz there’s also like, secret spies and stuff trying to sabotage ur pipeline and steal all ur resources. It’s like a real-life political thriller but in blocky pixel form.
So come join da fun and see if u can navigate da treacherous world of international diplomacy and energy politics in da most ridiculous way possible. Plus, we have really cool skins and stuff. So, like, join now or whatever.
| Server Type | Whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP |
|---|---|
| Races | Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs |
| Features | Revive system, Dynmap Towny, SiegeWar addon, custom races and skills |
We are a whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP server emphasizing diplomacy and world-building. Players can create characters based on extensive written lore and establish towns and nations.
The continent of Aethelwyn was sustained by Pillars of Creation until they shattered, unleashing the Void. The continent splintered, beasts rose, and chaos reigned.
Join the discord, apply in #apply-here, and submit a character in #character-submission. Be sure to read the rules before applying.
Discord: Join our Discord server
We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, and creepers that explode like my mom after finding my browser history!
You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you saying “Nice toe meet you again” for years to come!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry villagers start demanding you convert to their religion of “Blockism.” But fear not, on our server, you can be a devout follower of the Church of Baconism and still be accepted with open arms (and bacon sandwiches)!
Forget about being guilt-tripped for eating pork or attending harmless gatherings with your friends. On our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and battling zombie pigmen in the Nether!
So, if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself without any crazy demands or manipulative tactics, then join us today! And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be praying for is more diamonds and less drama. Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!
imagine the laughs and jokes as you compare your diaper cake creations with other players. will yours be the biggest and most extravagant? or will you go for a smaller, cuter approach like our cousin’s diaper cake?
but beware, some players may not appreciate your diaper cake masterpiece as much as they should. just like the brother in this story who preferred a smaller cake, you might face ungrateful comments from other players. will you be able to handle the drama and keep your cool like the OP in this post?
join our server now and show off your diaper cake building skills! who knows, you might even win the title of “diaper cake king/queen” and earn the respect of all players. don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience, join now!
Remember that thing you hated as a kid? Well, guess what, now it’s the main attraction on this server! We’ve got giant spiders, creepy clowns, and even a haunted house that will make you scream like a little baby. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… or is it?
Join our server for a chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (just kidding, we’re broke af). But seriously, join us for the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!
