Childhood Obesity MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Baby Bump & Block Party

childhood health, Party, child development, bump, maternal health

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we serve up a healthy dose of fun and craziness! If you wanna boost your child’s motor skills, then look no further, cuz our server is the place to be!

We got mamas with low body fat mass poppin’ out babies who can do backflips in the game like it’s nobody’s business. But watch out for them chunky mamas, their kids might end up with coordination disorder and be flailin’ around like a bunch of noobs.

So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing higher than our maternal body fat mass is the level of fun you’ll have on our server!

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Snack Attack Minecraft Server

weight gain, diet, body fat, Excess weight, age 5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

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BrainyCraft – CardioKids – YouthfulBrains

childhood obesity, brain function, Long-term Health, YouthfulBrains, blood pressure

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and fight off creepers like a boss! 🤪💎

if u want ur brain to be as strong as ur pickaxe, then this is the server for u! we got crazy mini-games that will make ur heart race faster than a sprinting zombie! 🧟‍♂️

our players have the best cardiovascular health cuz we keep them moving and grooving in the virtual world! 💪🏼💥

so come on down to our server and let’s build some epic structures together! who needs a gym membership when u can get fit and have fun in minecraft?! 🏋🏼‍♂️🏰

join now and let’s get those brains and bodies in tip-top shape! 💥🧠💎🔥

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Candy Cereal Wonderland 1.21.1

empty calories, hidden sugars, breakfast cereals, Food Industry, unhealthy eating

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because we got breakfast cereals that are literally candy in the game! I mean, who needs a balanced diet when you can just munch on sugary goodness all day in blocky form, am I right? Plus, we’re all about questioning reality here, like seriously, what are we even doing with our lives? So come join us and let’s make some questionable life choices together in this wacky Minecraft world!

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Crafty Eats and Feels

preschoolers, research, coercive food practices, emotional development, Behavior

come join our minecraft server, where we have found that eating too many carrots can make you build faster and jump higher! new study found that if you don’t join our server, you will be cursed with bad emotional regulation and will only be able to eat cake in minecraft. but if you join us, you will become a master builder and be able to control your emotions like a pro. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to eat your way to success in minecraft!

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Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

obesity prevention, research findings, health benefits, Outdoor exploration, obesity

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

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Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

health risks, fast food, processed, nutrition, ultra-processed food

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

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PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

perinatal health, maternal health, obesity, public health initiatives, environmental factors

so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis

childhood fitness, childhood well-being, childhood health crisis, childhood health epidemic, childhood wellness

lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.

the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!

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FoodTossinParentLOL

food choices, family dynamics, whole food diet, emotional eating, heart health

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

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