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Crafty Eats and Feels
come join our minecraft server, where we have found that eating too many carrots can make you build faster and jump higher! new study found that if you don’t join our server, you will be cursed with bad emotional regulation and will only be able to eat cake in minecraft. but if you join us, you will become a master builder and be able to control your emotions like a pro. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to eat your way to success in minecraft! -
Totally Processed Toddler Food Land
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty -
ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis
lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?
don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!
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Sugar Rush Craft
HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN 4 A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND?? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO THE BEAT, AND PIGS THAT FLY! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, FLYIN PIGS!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHOCOLATE, RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE, AND SWIM IN A POOL OF LAVA WITHOUT GETTIN BURNED!
AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN TRADE WITH ALIENS, RACE DINOSAURS, AND PARTY WITH THE GODS OF MINECRAFT!
SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR?? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN TODAY!
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CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone
HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.
SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.
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Tots-n-Temperament EatsCraft
so like, imagine a minecraft server where you can explore the depths of your emotions while building epic structures with your blocky hands. like, we did a study on kids and found out that emotional overeating is linked to temperament and stuff. so, like, join our server and unleash your inner emotions through building and crafting. parents can even join in and play a crucial role in your development as a master builder. come join us and let’s create some emotional masterpieces together! -
410 Page Gone Fun Zone
Server Info
Status: 410 Page Gone
Uptime: 2h 2h
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410 Page Gone CarrotMC Fun Zone
Welcome to CARROTMC!
Your go-to spot for blocky fun!
Server Status:
⚠️ 410 Page Gone
Join Us:
Hop in and play with pals!
Why CARROTMC?
- Fun games
- Cool folks
- Chill vibes
See You Soon!
Get ready for fun times!
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Slidr Junior High Fun Zone
Slidr SMP Code of Conduct
Welcome to our fun zone! To keep it safe and chill, follow these rules:
1. Be Respectful
Treat all with kindness.
No hate, no bullying, no bad vibes.
Respect builds and space of others.
2. No Swearing
This is a family spot. Keep it clean!
No bad words or rude stuff in chat or signs.
Jokes must be for all ages.
3. No Griefing
Don’t mess with others’ builds.
Stealing is a big no-no!
If it’s not yours, leave it be.
4. Play Fair
No cheats or hacks allowed.
X-ray or auto-clickers? Nope!
5. Use Chat Right
No spam or all caps.
Don’t shout out other servers.
Listen to mods and staff.
6. Consequences
Breaking rules can lead to:
- Warnings
- Bans (temp or perm)
- Rollback of builds
Mods decide what happens.
Final Notes
This place is for fun. Let’s help each other enjoy!
If you see bad stuff, tell a mod or admin.
slidrsmp.iscool.fun
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GuildCraft Network: Play Free Fun
### GuildCraft Network
Welcome to the GuildCraft Network! This is one of the biggest cracked Minecraft servers out there.
#### What We Offer: – Many Games: Tons of fun stuff to play! – Custom Plugins: Unique tools made just for you. – Cool Maps: Explore new worlds crafted by our team.
#### Our Goal: We want to give you a premium server feel even if you can’t buy Minecraft. Join us and have a blast!
play.guildcraft.net