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Crafty Eats and Feels
come join our minecraft server, where we have found that eating too many carrots can make you build faster and jump higher! new study found that if you don’t join our server, you will be cursed with bad emotional regulation and will only be able to eat cake in minecraft. but if you join us, you will become a master builder and be able to control your emotions like a pro. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to eat your way to success in minecraft! -
Totally Processed Toddler Food Land
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! ๐๐๐ฎ #minecraftfoodparty -
ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis
lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?
don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!
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Sugar Rush Craft
HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN 4 A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND?? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO THE BEAT, AND PIGS THAT FLY! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, FLYIN PIGS!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHOCOLATE, RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE, AND SWIM IN A POOL OF LAVA WITHOUT GETTIN BURNED!
AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN TRADE WITH ALIENS, RACE DINOSAURS, AND PARTY WITH THE GODS OF MINECRAFT!
SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR?? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN TODAY!
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CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone
HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.
SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.
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Tots-n-Temperament EatsCraft
so like, imagine a minecraft server where you can explore the depths of your emotions while building epic structures with your blocky hands. like, we did a study on kids and found out that emotional overeating is linked to temperament and stuff. so, like, join our server and unleash your inner emotions through building and crafting. parents can even join in and play a crucial role in your development as a master builder. come join us and let’s create some emotional masterpieces together! -
TrueVan1lla Fun Zone Now!
Welcome to TrueVan1lla!
No Pay to Win, all free!
Why Join Us?
- Friendly Community
- Weekly Giveaways
- Weekly Events
- Voice Chat to make pals
What We Offer:
- Vanilla SMP
- Lifesteal
- Skyblock Coming Soon!
Join Us!
Active Staff and simple rules. Come join now!
TrueVan1lla.uk
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Redenoxus Fun Awaits You!
### Welcome to Redenoxus!
Your new adventure starts here! Redenoxus is the place to be!
– Game Mode: Survival 1.21.5 – Features: Updated stuff and a cool group of players. – Challenge: Try out Rankup and rise to the top! – Support: Optimized server with helpful staff. – Fun: Guaranteed fun for all!
Join now and be part of the Redenoxus fam!
jogar.redenoxus.com
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Xapros SMP Chill Vanilla 18+
Welcome to Xapros SMP
A Chill 18+ Vanilla Minecraft Server!
Why Join Us?
- ๐ Global 18+ Community: Players from all over! Europe, US, Australia, and more.
- ๐ฅ Active Playerbase: 10-20 players online at peak times. No empty vibes!
- โ๏ธ Great Performance: Smooth play with 16 chunk render. No lag here!
- ๐ No Land Claims: Keep it vanilla! Griefing is a no-go.
- ๐๏ธ Awesome Spawn: A nice spawn area and a diamond shop district.
- ๐ฃ๏ธ Fast Travel: Easy rides on our Nether ice boat highways.
- ๐บ๏ธ Bluemap Access: Check out the whole world with our handy map.
- ๐ธ Free to Play: No ranks, no perks. Just pure fun!
- ๐ฅ BlazeandCave Advancements: Extra challenges for your survival goals.
- ๐ง Fabric Not Spigot/Paper: All your builds work just like singleplayer.
How to Join?
Hop into our Discord for a quick app. Easy peasy!
Hope to see you soon ๐
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Konohaven Chill SMP 18+ Fun
Welcome to Konohaven [SMP] ๐
Hey there, future friend! This is a fun place where folks meet up and make cool memories. They love to hang out, play games, and just chill. If you want to grab a drink and vibe with new pals, this is the spot for you!
Server Info ๐บ๏ธ
- Season: 4 (Started April 12, 2025)
- Version: 1.21.8 Java (Fabric)
- Location: Eastern US (Virginia)
- Difficulty: Hard
- Features:
- Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
- Single-Player Sleep
- Mostly Vanilla (no fly, no tp, no paid ranks)
- Live Map
- Optional Simple Voice Chat (no mods needed)
Shops & Economy ๐
- Shops: You can set up shops with few rules on themes and prices. Keep it fun! If things get too wild, staff will step in.
Events & Fun ๐
- Challenges: Tons of events with cool rewards like custom hats and knockback sticks. Join karaoke nights, holiday fun, and community builds!
Custom Stuff ๐จ
- Models: We have neat items and hat models. A resource pack is needed to see them, but itโs not a must to join.
Community Vibes ๐ค
- Play Solo or Together: Whether you want to build with others or go solo, youโre welcome here! We have players from the US, Canada, and Europe.
How to Join Us ๐
- Join our Discord: Click Here
- Read the rules and info: Konohaven Info & Guide
- Apply in #whitelist-application (Must be 18+ to apply)
Hope to see you soon! Let’s make some great times together!