Once upon a time, a group of w*te ppl tried to invade our server with their boring builds and basic skins. But our players weren’t having any of it. They banded together and built a giant wall made entirely of diamond blocks to keep them out. And you know what? It worked! Those honkies didn’t stand a chance against our united front.
So if you’re tired of dealing with w*te ppl and their shenanigans, come join us on our server. We promise you’ll have a blast without any honkies in sight. Plus, where else can you say you helped build a diamond wall to keep out the invaders? Join us now and let the fun begin!
We won’t make you walk for hours on end or push you past your pain boundaries. Our server is a safe space where you can play at your own pace without feeling overwhelmed. And if you need to log off to do your pain routine, we totally understand.
So come join us and leave the drama behind. We won’t make you cry like that festival/market event did. Plus, we have virtual snacks in the food court that won’t cause you any pain. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server!
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Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual airplane and kick entitled parents off whenever they try to steal your seat. Let out all your frustrations in a safe and blocky environment.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories and drama just like this one. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have while playing on our server.
So come join us and let’s build a world where entitled parents get what they deserve – a virtual kick in the blocky butt!
Picture this: you’re building a magnificent castle with your partner when suddenly they start placing dirt blocks all over your masterpiece. That was ‘the moment’ you knew it was time to leave them behind and join our server where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that only the most skilled players can catch a glimpse of its sparkly trotters. Join us and embark on a quest to find this mythical creature, because who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?
So say goodbye to your old relationship and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures on our Minecraft server. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and pigs to chase? Join us now and let the fun begin!
Step into our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server, where the landscape is vast, the challenges are endless, and the possibilities are boundless. Whether you’re a master builder, an intrepid explorer, or a cunning strategist, there’s a place for you in our vibrant community. Join us as we embark on an epic journey together, crafting, mining, and surviving in a realm where imagination is the only limit. Dare to dream, dare to explore, and dare to conquer – welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where your adventure begins!
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| AuctionHouse – So you can peddle your wares or shop |
| BlueMap – Navigate the world easily with our server map |
| Essentialx – Plugin allows for setting home you can return to, as well as teleporting to friends |
| GriefPrevention – Claim your land and protect your build and loot |
| Jobs – Choose jobs that fit your playstyle and earn currency through playing |
| McMMO – Develop your skills and gain quirky perks by playing how you like |
| PlayerWarps – An additional warp plugin to allow access publicly to points of interest |
| QuickShop – Open a shop and sell your wares |
| WildRTP – Randomly teleport to a new location, get out there an blaze a trail |
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I look forward to you joining the community! – Magic
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Golden Carrot of Infinite Hunger, which will keep you full forever (or at least until you get bored and log off).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the strongest human in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
