ChildhoodSlangMCSMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place ever, bro! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like what even is life?! And the mobs here? They’re like, super chill and drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden dungeons. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena – it’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So, like, if you wanna join this epic server and become a legendary Minecraft warrior, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. Let’s goooooo!

Minecraft server: /enlg/ – Enlisted General

ai, battlepass, Community Resource, Developer Q&A, enlg, Enlisted, Enlisted Game, Enlisted General, fps, general, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, News, official site, Returns to Steam, Reworked, ROADMAP, Rocket Storm Event, Server, Shooter, squad-based, Steam Launch, world war II

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mines Excavated:	3117
Falling into the Void:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	3067
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there! Join now for the Steam Launch (Again) Edition, where you can lead your squads of AI to their deaths in a World War II setting. It’s like Enlisted, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re everywhere.

BdayLootBlockade

actual birthday, BdayLootBlockade, Birthday Party, family dynamics, family relationships, Financial Success, gift giving, gift wrapping, Group Chat, material items, Mother Daughter, outdoor party, parental involvement, party decorations, Planning, Prioritizing, returnable items, sibling dynamics, sister, sweet 16, withholding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind!

On our server, you can build the sweet 16 party of your dreams for your sister without any interference from pesky family members. No more worrying about gifts being returned for cash or party planning drama – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the virtual world of our server. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? Only one way to find out – join us today and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

EvilButCoolCraft

cultural conditioning, double standards, ethical dilemma, ethical gray area, ethical standards, EvilButCoolCraft, moral ambiguity, moral compass, moral conflict, moral justification., moral relativism, questionable behavior, social conformity, social norms, societal acceptance, societal conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and values, societal pressure, societal values

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where evil is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

On our server, you can unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Want to build a dungeon filled with traps and monsters? Go for it! Feel like setting fire to everything in sight? No one will stop you!

Join us and be part of a community where being evil is not only socially acceptable, it’s celebrated. Who needs to be a hero when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and let your evil flag fly!

ProteinCraft Minecraft Server

American diet, Chinese diet, cultural eating habits, dietary changes, dietary comparison, dietary habits, dietary patterns, food consumption, food trends, global food habits, health statistics, international nutrition, Minecraft, nutrition trends, protein balance, protein consumption, protein intake, protein requirements., protein sources, protein-rich foods, ProteinCraft, Server, United Nations report

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	6640	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta eat to stay alive? well on our server, u can eat all the protein u want cuz we got unlimited steak and chicken! u can be as strong as an american or even stronger than a chinese national! join now and flex ur muscles in the virtual world! the united nations even said so, so u know it’s legit! come join us and become the ultimate protein warrior in minecraft!

RiverFishApocalypse

aquatic life, Brazil, dead fish, ecological disaster, ecosystem, environmental conservation, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental disaster, environmental impact, environmental pollution, fish kill, industrial pollution, industrial waste, major river, Pollution, river pollution, RiverFishApocalypse, water contamination, water pollution, wildlife

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

so, like, you know how there’s, like, a ton of dead fish, right? well, on this server, we got, like, a major river in Brazil covered in dead fish! but get this, it’s not just any dead fish, it’s, like, a result of some crazy industrial waste dumping! like, who even does that, right? but, like, if you wanna see some crazy stuff and, like, join a server that’s all about the unexpected, then you gotta join us! plus, we got, like, fish armor and weapons that you can only get by, like, diving into the river and fighting off the toxic waste monsters that lurk below! it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, dude. so, like, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Half-Baked Minecraft Server – Come for the Semi-Vanilla, Stay for the Economy PvP Chaos

Achievements, alliances, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, halfbaked, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Shops, Skills, stay, Survival, Trading

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

ArcanusMC <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/%d8%ad%d8%a7%d8%b1/">Server</a>

Welcome to ArcanusMC!

The moment I thought I had lost all of my hard work was a turning point on the ArcanusMC server. I was peacefully working on my town when suddenly, Jim attacked. TNT landed on my head, and I instantly lost all my stuff. My heart sank as my full netherite gear and sword, treasures I had spent countless hours crafting, vanished in an instant. Worst of all, he killed my dog! I was FURIOUS!

Determined to seek revenge, I started planning my comeback, even though Jim was a Noble. Since this server is based around XP, I made OP mob farms that gave me hundreds of XP per minute. Day by day, I was getting STRONGER! I built towns, more towns, and MORE! I owned so many towns that I had to create large nations across the whole map. My generals managed my entire EMPIRE in different sectors. Jim was quaking in his boots.

Why Join Us?

Semi-Vanilla: Enjoy the traditional Minecraft gameplay with minor enhancements.
PvP: Engage in thrilling battles and defend your territory.
Economy: Trade and build your wealth in our dynamic economy system.

Join us and carve your own path to greatness. Whether you want to build an empire, engage in epic battles, or just enjoy the community, ArcanusMC has a place for you.

Server Address: 135.148.70.121:25577

Become a king like me and join ArcanusMC today!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

AGP, BlockBust, Curiosity, desire, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, female experience, female sexuality, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, male perspective, male sexuality, Minecraft, orgasm, Pleasure, reddit thread, Server, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, Transgender, twoxchromosomes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dimension Hops:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crops Grown:	3082	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	4024	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re having a dozen orgasms that turn you into jello? Look no further! Our server is so good, it’ll make your brain stop working just like good sex (according to one Reddit user). Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of AGP (Autogynephilia) thrown in for good measure. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and experience the ultimate high without any effort required!

XirGass Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Votes:	3063
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than XWABAG! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a magical talking gaserald named Xir who will guide you on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of gas!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Flamingo Unicorn and the fearsome Taco Dragon. Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can build your own fart-powered castle and ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things can get pretty stinky around here.

SecretsSuckSMP

Communication, Conflict Resolution, CoParenting, custody, Divorce, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Family Support, father-son relationship, health concerns, mental health, parenting, Secrets, SecretsSuckSMP, teenage behavior, teenage emotions, Therapy, tough conversations, Trust, weight loss, welfare check

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s midlife crisis? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and plot twists that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players who are as mysterious as Chris’s sudden weight loss and yellow-tinted eyes. Will they spill the beans on their secrets, or will they keep you guessing like a soap opera cliffhanger?

Therapy sessions with your in-game family members? Check. Emotional breakdowns that rival a teen drama? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the cold shoulders – our players are experts at giving them out like candy on Halloween.

Join our server now and experience the drama, the mystery, and the intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockBucks: Minecraft Therapy

activities, affordable, Blockbucks, Budget, cheering up, comfort, coping mechanisms, distractions, Emotional support, Entertainment, Happiness, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, pampering, positive vibes, Relaxation, sad, self love, self-care, small pleasures, Therapy, Treats

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you feeling down in the dumps and only have 10 measly dollars to your name? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

Need a pick-me-up? How about riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cake and defend it from an army of evil bunnies?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the biggest, baddest dragon in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your blues and hello to a world of wacky adventures on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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