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PixelatedPiggy’s Childhood Myths

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	New Chunks Explored:	951204
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Buildings Constructed:	42	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land full of diamond armor-wearing pigs and talking creepers? Well, guess what? Our server is here to make that childhood dream a reality! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden wonders of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant cheeseburger floating in the sky. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top of the cheeseburger will be granted three wishes by the mystical Burger King himself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to climb to the top of the cheesy mountain!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Join forces with these feathered warriors and become the richest player in all the land!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that elusive portal to the land of diamond armor-wearing pigs after all!

ChildhoodMythsCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2334
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Remember when you used to think that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Our server is located on the other side of the world, so every time you dig straight down, you’ll pop out in China! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the server. Legend has it they were once regular pigs who ate one too many enchanted golden apples and now they soar through the skies, dropping diamonds wherever they go. So if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures, join our server today! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! So, like, when I was a kid, I totally thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a real-life diamond mine! Can you believe that? 😂 But, like, now I know that’s not true, but this server is still super cool and you should totally join because we have flying pigs and talking chickens! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on wacky adventures together! 🦄🌈🐷🐔💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ChildhoodDelusions #JoinUsNow

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a candy land full of diamond-encrusted unicorns? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored creepers and battle evil witches with enchanted lollipops. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your childhood fantasies in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

KidBelievedLiesMC SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our SMP, that’s actually true! Our server is located on a secret underground network that connects directly to China. So not only can you build epic bases and battle mobs, but you can also trade with pandas and eat authentic Chinese food while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew as a kid!

KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8668	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	299	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	608
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dimension Hops:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun! Build giant statues of chickens, ride pigs into battle, and explore a world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. But be warned, the creepers here have a sense of humor and might just explode in a shower of confetti!

Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and joke around. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re participating in epic build battles or trying to survive a zombie apocalypse led by a dancing skeleton king.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding sheep.

Gooned to Ai Uehara’s Minecraft SMP Fat Juicy Booty

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Farms Harvested:	765
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we worship the one and only Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, emotional well being, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, personal journey, privacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, therapy notes, therapy progress, therapy session, TherapyCraft, transparency, Trust

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Votes:	557	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Forget therapy, join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world. Who needs communication skills when you can just chat with other players through the in-game chat? Plus, our pixelated therapist is always available to listen to your problems and offer advice (Disclaimer: our therapist is actually just a villager in a lab coat).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy notes when you have diamond swords and creepers to worry about?

GirlsNightCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Items Found:	7092	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to treat all players equally, just like this mom tries to with her kids (but fails miserably)!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance the love and attention between two children, just like this mom struggles to do with Layla and Jacob. Will you be the favorite child, or will you have to fight for attention like Layla?

Immerse yourself in our server where you can bond with your virtual family members over sports, movies, and more, just like this dad does with Jacob. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get excluded from activities and conversations just like Layla!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for playing favorites or trying to make up for it by spending quality time with each child individually. Just make sure not to anger any parents by prioritizing one child over the other, unless you want to face the wrath of a Minecraft version of this dad!

So come join our server and experience the drama, the love, and the chaos of trying to balance family dynamics while building your virtual world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

StrangerCraft: Wholesome Deeds

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where strangers just ignore you? Well, look no further because on our server, strangers will not only be nice to you, but they will also build you a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! That’s right, our players are so generous that they will shower you with gifts and compliments just for logging on. Join now and experience the most wholesome and heartwarming community in all of Minecraft!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Muscle Maidens

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!