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LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Constantiam

Anarchy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Votes:	4909	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Constantiam is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server running 1.10.2 (The latest version) with no whitelist. It has an infinite map size, no rules, no admin interference. There are no resets; the map is persistent. “Do as you must”

Constantiam.net

HK Miners Colony

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ores Mined:	804	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

A simple free for all mining colony with earth, skylands and hell. There is an active economy for trading too. Build beautiful things!

hkmine.zapto.org

Yakisova

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23

Server IP: play.yakisovasmp.com

play.yakisovasmp.com

Pipelmon

Creative

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Farms Harvested:	900	Magic Items Found:	3583
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to Pipelmon, We hope you have fun on our Pixelmon server. We have a spawn and free roaming. You can create your own houses or live with friends. Challenge gyms and gain badges to display. Become the Champion and fight challengers.

51.254.181.143

CDC-PVP

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Welcome To CDC-PVP

A PVP Server we are nice to the players that come in the server we drop when there is 10 player we make a small drop 30 player large drop. Check out our server CDC-PVP And if you use the code (40) you will get 40% off all our rank on buycraft

138.201.31.152:25568

Iberian network

Adventure, Backpacks, Citizens, Clans, Combat, Crates, Custom Mobs, Economy, HARD, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Embark on a journey of adventure and creativity!Iberian immerses players in a world created by gods where ghost ships and dungeons deep beneath the earth promise good rewards.

World GenerationIBERIAN has more than 100 new biomesto offer you a totally experiencemagical and rediscover Minecraft in a fascinating way.

Modified MobsWe categorize the Mobs by levels to make the game more difficult. At the same time, we also modify the normal mobs so that each night is a different journey, and of course, there are many fun missions where you must fight more than one of them.

Enchantments and ItemsWe have +100 new enchantments to use!We also create all kinds of custom items and a special store for each of them.What are you waiting for to discover them?

IBERIAN-MC.NET

DHRPG

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

OFFICIAL FORUMS: WWW.DH.PROVGN.COM IP: MC.PROVGN.COM:25565

Note: Server is Now Cracked. We are currently in need of : Staff, coders, and Builders.

New Hero Updates: Antimatter ,Apothecary ,,Arcane ,Archer ,Assassin Bandit ,Barbarian ,ard ,Berzerker ,Blade ,BladeSinger ,Cleric ,Crusher ,Darkness ,Demon ,Destiny ,Devil ,Divine ,Dragoon ,Druid ,,Electrolyte FlameWalker ,,Frostbite ,Heretic ,Ifrit ,Juggernaut ,Knight ,Knuckle ,Monk ,Ninja ,Paladin ,Priest ,Ranger ,Rogue ,Scout ,Shield ,Sparky ,Twang ,Werewolf ,Wizard ,Wolfram

mc.provgn.com

MCW Network

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3289
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

playminecraftworld.nl

Hyronic network

Custom, PvP Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Towns Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Hyronic Network we offer a Survival Custom 1.20.1 modality, with special items/armor, balanced for pvp/pve and for technical people. In addition, we are compatible with Java and Bedrock platforms. mc.hyronic.es port: 19132

mc.hyronic.es

Vega Craft-2

Anarchy, KitPvP, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Game server for survival! https://vk.com/mcvega Launcher http://vega-craft.ru/MineCraft.zip PETS * Cases * Sets * Weapons * WEDDINGS Super Trampoline and Spawn Random teleportation across various Worlds Inexpensive Donat Beautiful Spawn * Epic Food * PvP Arena * Monsters Arena

Adventure and fun game are waiting for you!!!

mc.vega-craft.ru:25567