Picture this: I spawn in and immediately get chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on chickens. I had to run for my life while trying to fend them off with a carrot stick I found on the ground. Eventually, I stumbled upon a group of players who were building a giant roller coaster that led straight into a lava pit. Of course, I had to try it out and ended up getting launched into the air and landing in a pool of slime.
But the craziest part was when I discovered a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and holding enchanted swords. Turns out they were the protectors of the server and only allowed players to enter if they could defeat them in a dance-off. Let’s just say my flossing skills saved the day.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you definitely need to join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back for those sneaky zombie villagers on chickens.
Join us for epic races, heart-pounding chases, and the thrill of victory! Who needs an Uber when you can rely on your own two feet to get you where you need to go? Plus, you’ll never have to worry about being called an “asshole” for leaving someone behind – it’s every player for themselves on our server!
So if you’re looking for a server that rewards quick thinking, fast reflexes, and a competitive spirit, join us now! Just remember, if you don’t make it to the bus in time, it’s not our problem – but the journey to get there is half the fun!
| Server Version | 1.16.5 Modded Java |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Nations based |
The Celestial Realm (Cold War Edition) is a modded Java only nation server where players can join existing nations or create their own. Sponsored by The Wineland, a prestigious nation focused on agriculture and improvement.
Invite: https://discord.gg/D2qkEhjdZT
1.16.5 Modded Java
Yes, players can either join existing nations or create their own on the server.
The server is sponsored by The Wineland, a prestigious nation within the Celestial Realm.
The server offers constant innovation, a thriving economy, a justice system, avatar empowerment, epic adventures, and the option to join factions or play factionless.
Join our server and rebel against the oppressive system that forces you to follow outdated and ridiculous rules. Say no to committing virtual genocides and paying unfair taxes to the virtual elite. Here, you can be a free Minecraft player, living by your own rules and creating your own virtual utopia.
So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the tyranny of nationalism in Minecraft! Who needs a virtual country when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build a better, more ridiculous world together!