childhood health Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	247897
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

BrainyCraft – CardioKids – YouthfulBrains

adolescence, blood pressure, BMI, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, BrainyCraft, CardioKids, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, Childhood, childhood health, childhood obesity, cognitive function, dementia, early differences, Long-term Health, pediatric health, physical activity, YouthfulBrains

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and fight off creepers like a boss! 🤪💎

if u want ur brain to be as strong as ur pickaxe, then this is the server for u! we got crazy mini-games that will make ur heart race faster than a sprinting zombie! 🧟‍♂️

our players have the best cardiovascular health cuz we keep them moving and grooving in the virtual world! 💪🏼💥

so come on down to our server and let’s build some epic structures together! who needs a gym membership when u can get fit and have fun in minecraft?! 🏋🏼‍♂️🏰

join now and let’s get those brains and bodies in tip-top shape! 💥🧠💎🔥

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

active lifestyle, child development, childhood health, childhood obesity, early childhood, health benefits, healthy habits, long-term effects, obesity, obesity prevention, outdoor activities, outdoor environment, Outdoor exploration, outdoor play, physical activity, Play, play based learning, Playtime, preschool years, preventative measures, research findings, weight management

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

chemical toxins, childhood health, childhood obesity, clinical risk factors, developmental origins of health and disease, early childhood development, environmental factors, epigenetic changes, epigenome, genetic predisposition, health outcomes, maternal health, metabolic disorders, obesity, obesity prevention, pediatric obesity, Perinatal chemical exposures, perinatal health, PixelPreggoCraft, predicting obesity, prenatal care, public health initiatives, RiskFree

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

born in 2020, born in 2021, child immunizations, childhood health, childhood vaccinations, Children in the US, Edition, healthcare disparities, Kids, lower vaccine coverage, Party, pediatric healthcare, public health, US healthcare, vaccination rates, vaccine access, vaccine advocacy, vaccine awareness, vaccine compliance, vaccine education, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine misinformation, vaccine-preventable diseases, VaxBlock

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis

alarming surge, Childhood, childhood fitness, childhood health, childhood health crisis, childhood health epidemic, childhood health issue, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, childhood weight, childhood well-being, childhood wellness, ChunkyKids, continents, Crisis, global crisis, health crisis, Nations, Obesity epidemic, overweight, prevalence, united states

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Star Shards Collected:	72
Villages Defended:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.

the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Metabolic Makeover Mayhem

adolescence, adolescent health, Childhood, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, Diet and exercise, health, healthy habits, intervention, lifestyle changes, lifestyle intervention, long term benefits, long-term effects, makeover, MAYHEM, Metabolic, metabolic health, metabolic rate, metabolism, physical activity, preventative health, wellness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Enchantments Applied:	201
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so like, u know how when u were a kid and ur mom made u eat all ur veggies and go play outside instead of sitting on ur butt all day? well turns out that stuff actually matters, like, YEARS later. this server is like that, but for ur minecraft character. join us and make ur character the healthiest, most metabolically efficient blocky boi out there. who knows, maybe one day ur character will be able to run a marathon in the game without even breaking a sweat. come join us and start ur journey to minecraft metabolic mastery today!

SeasonCraft: Allergy-Free Zone

allergic rhinitis, Allergies, AllergyFree, asthma, autumn birth, birth month, birth season, childhood health, environmental factors, epidemiology, finland, health outcomes, health study, immune system, Medical research, respiratory conditions, risk factors, seasonal allergies, seasonal effects, SeasonCraft, summer birth, winter birth, Zone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Emeralds Found:	3477
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we cure asthma and allergies just by being born in the summer!! 🌞😷

our magical world is filled with flowers that sneeze pollen and trees that shoot out inhalers when you walk by. it’s like a virtual doctor’s office, but way more fun! 💉🌳

we even have a special potion that turns you into a giant tissue to blow your nose on. it’s snot your average minecraft server, that’s for sure! 👃🤧

so if you want to breathe easy and have a hay fever-free experience, join us now and be born in the summer! 🌺🌻🌼

BronchitisCraft – Air Pollution Edition

Air, air pollution, air quality, Bronchitis, BronchitisCraft, childhood development, childhood exposure, childhood health, chronic bronchitis, Edition, environmental health, environmental research, long-term effects, lung health, Pollution, pollution effects, Pollution impact, public health, research, respiratory diseases, respiratory health, respiratory symptoms, Symptoms

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Star Shards Collected:	131
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	990	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper explosion? Well, do we have the server for you! This place is like the Wild West of Minecraft, with crazy adventures waiting around every corner.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie pigmen come charging at you with diamond swords! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame them and ride them into battle like your own personal army of undead warriors.

And get this, our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient villagers who could fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches?

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing” that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally blew up your house with TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get bronchitis from all the air pollution exposure, but that’s just a minor inconvenience compared to the fun you’ll have.

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ores Mined:	4751	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	5250
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	551012	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Emeralds Found:	3191
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	7196
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Star Shards Collected:	55
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchantments Applied:	64
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	2036
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	240	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6093	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!