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MemoryLaneMC SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Remember that time you built your first dirt house in Minecraft and thought you were the king of the world? Well, imagine that feeling times a million on our server! Join us for the most epic Minecraft SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts with real-life treasure (okay, maybe not real-life treasure, but still pretty cool), and even a secret underground club where the Endermen like to party.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe and make memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

ChildhoodDangerMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6320
Ores Mined:	3512	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the thrill of your childhood mischief, but this time in a virtual world where the stakes are even higher! Remember that time you climbed up on the roof to retrieve your frisbee? Well, now you can do it again, but with the added danger of falling into a pit of lava if you misstep. And who could forget the time you played with matches in the backyard? Now you can set entire forests on fire (virtually, of course) and watch the chaos unfold. So come join us for a wild ride of nostalgia and reckless behavior – just remember to watch your step!

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1972
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

Adventures, Crafty, leg lock, pixie cut, Tomboy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5674
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7102
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7101
Dragons Tamed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	495639
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Votes:	944	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!