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BlockyBrainz Minecraft Server

BlockyBrainz, childhood anecdotes, childhood beliefs, childhood credulity, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood foolishness, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood silliness, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood whims, funny memories, Minecraft, naive thoughts, Server, silly misconceptions

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us for a chance to dig your way to China and experience the wonders of the Great Wall while fighting off creepers with chopsticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own government and currency. Trade with them for rare items and uncover the truth behind their bacon obsession.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Build a house out of gummy bears and fend off zombie gingerbread men in this sugary sweet land.

So come on down to our server and let your childhood fantasies run wild! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

KidLogicCraft

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood foolishness, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood silliness, childhood thoughts, childhood wonder, funny memories, KidLogicCraft, misconceptions, naive misconceptions, silly thoughts

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Remember when you thought you could dig to China in your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dig all the way to the center of the Earth and find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot!

Join our server and relive the days when you believed that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your stomach. Except on our server, if you eat a watermelon seed, you’ll turn into a watermelon-headed superhero with the power to shoot melon balls at creepers!

And who could forget the time you thought that if you crossed your eyes, they would stay that way forever? On our server, if you cross your eyes while building a house, the house will magically transform into a giant floating castle made entirely of candy!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a trip down memory lane and a chance to experience all the ridiculous things you believed as a kid in a whole new way!

Mindbroke Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mastermind, mental anguish, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mental manipulation, millions, mind control, mindbroke, Minecraft, narcissism, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, psychological warfare, smp, toxic behavior, Trauma

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who mindbroke millions! That’s right, he literally broke their minds with his epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even have your mind broken too! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe a few trips to the Minecraft asylum. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can handle the chaos!

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, defecation, digestive system, excretion, funny facts, gastrointestinal health, human body, medical anomaly, Minecraft, one of a kind, Poop, PooPunchers, rare condition, recorded history, Server, Shit, strange abilities, unbelievable feats, unique ability, unusual talents

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

Keijo’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, breasts, Butts, Critics, Disappearance, fan favorite, floating platform, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, Hip Whip Girl, keijo, Keijos, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, reception, smp, speculation, Sport, unanswered questions, Underrated, Water, Women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like no other, where players must use their breasts and butts to knock their opponents off floating platforms and into the water. It’s a sport like no other, where only the most skilled players can reign supreme.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the server was created by a group of rogue game developers who were tired of the same old boring PvP battles. They wanted something more…sensual. And thus, Hip Whip Girl SMP was born.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Hip Whip Girl champion. Just be prepared for some cheeky battles and bouncy showdowns along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to whip your way to victory!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Asian heritage, cultural identity, debunked myths, digital age, discrimination, Diversity, Ethnic groups, ethnicities, global communication, internet, japanese, Japanese people, Minecraft, Misinformation, online communities, online rumors, PALS, PIXEL, racial prejudices, racial profiling, Server, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with try-hard players? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, even the Japanese players are just a myth! That’s right, you won’t find any real “japs” on our server because they’re too busy searching for diamonds in the real world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of unicorns who are always down for a dance party in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land filled with talking chickens who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more chicken nuggets).

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and let the insanity begin!

The Lonely Miner Minecraft SMP

Crush, doesn’t like, emotions, feelings, girl, HEARTBREAK, Like.., lonely, Minecraft, miner, rejection, relationships, smp, unreciprocated affection, unreciprocated crush, unreciprocated feelings, unreciprocated love, unreciprocated romance, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited romance

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1902

Are you tired of being rejected by the girl you like because you’re not a pro Minecraft player? Well, have no fear because on our server, being a Minecraft master is the key to winning her heart! Join us and show off your building skills to impress her with a virtual castle that will make her swoon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even finding love through Minecraft. Who knows, maybe the girl of your dreams is just a block away!

Next Year’s Epic Minecraft Server

anticipation, Divination, Epic, Expectation, forecast, foreknowledge, Foresight, foretelling, forewarning, Future, Insight, intuition, Minecraft, next year, outlook, Planning, prediction, premonition, Prophecy, Server, Upcoming, vision, Years

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of the future! How do we know this? Because we have a time-traveling admin who has seen it all!

Join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures like fighting off zombie dinosaurs, building a castle made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs (yes, they do exist in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

So why wait for next year when you can join our futuristic Minecraft server now? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for the time-traveling admin – he tends to get a little carried away with his pranks!

Pristine Minecraft SMP Welcome

acceptance, Adventure, borders, cultural exchange, entry, European Vacation, Exploration, family, foreigner, gadjo, Gratitude, Hospitality, international friendship, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, new experiences, Pristine, Schengen, smp, Tourist, travel, Visa, Welcoming

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3508

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. But then, a group of mischievous creepers came along and blew it up, causing chaos and laughter all around. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of emeralds. So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. See you in the game, gadjo!

Cazycraft

clan system, Custom Bosses, Economy, Kits, mineral protections, PvP, Ranking system, Special Crates, strategic warps, Survival, trading area, Vanilla, version compatibility, virtual store

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Votes:	3382	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Here are some of the amazing features you will find on our server:

1 An incredible virtual store so you can purchase everything you need to survive and prosper in this world full of challenges. 2 A trading area where you can exchange items with other players and strengthen your team. 3 special Crates that will give you the opportunity to obtain unique and exciting rewards. 4 No less than 16 new kits available for each rank! Each one with special skills and tools that will help you on your journey. 5 A clan system so you can join other players, form alliances and conquer the world together. 6 A raking system that will allow you to advance and obtain exclusive benefits as you progress in the game. 7 Strategic Warps that will take you to different important locations on the server in the blink of an eye. 8 Mineral protections to secure your precious possessions and prevent them from falling into the wrong hands. 9 New custom bosses that will challenge your combat skills and reward you with valuable treasures. 10 Compatibility from version 1.8 to 1.20.x! You will be able to enjoy all these features without worrying about the version of the game you are using.

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Villages Defended:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Stage Walks Minecraft Server

bold statements, comedic performance, comedic timing, comedy, controversial, Entertainment, entire western game industry, game industry criticism, humor, industry critique, Minecraft, Performance, public speaking, roast, satire, savagely roasts, Server, Stage, stage presence, stand up comedy, take him down, Walks, walks on stage, western games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we roast the entire western game industry on a daily basis! Join us if you want to witness some savage burns and epic takedowns of your favorite game developers. Our players have mastered the art of roasting so well, they could make Gordon Ramsay cry with their insults. So come on down and see how long you can last before we take you down with our fiery wit! 🔥😂