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ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Votes:	7778
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	113
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.

the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	7072
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Potions Brewed:	111

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	1206
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	3023	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	44

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	9023
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Divine Spears Created:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!

SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	979441	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!