Childhood Exposure MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBoys Anti-Social Club

club, mid-teens, Media influence, antisocial, aggression

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna make you super antisocial and violent in the future, bro. like, you’ll be all like, “i’m gonna punch a tree and build a house out of it” and stuff. it’s gonna be wild, man.

like, researchers did a study and found that boys who played on this server when they were little preschoolers ended up being total badasses in their mid-teens. they took into account all these other factors, but it was definitely the server that made them all crazy and stuff.

so, if you wanna be a total rebel and cause chaos in the virtual world, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a riot. literally.

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Air Block Brainiacs

air quality, cognitive impairment, Neurotoxicity, Brainiacs, respiratory system

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

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BronchitisCraft – Air Pollution Edition

air quality, Symptoms, environmental research, respiratory health, Pollution impact

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper explosion? Well, do we have the server for you! This place is like the Wild West of Minecraft, with crazy adventures waiting around every corner.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie pigmen come charging at you with diamond swords! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame them and ride them into battle like your own personal army of undead warriors.

And get this, our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient villagers who could fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches?

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing” that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally blew up your house with TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get bronchitis from all the air pollution exposure, but that’s just a minor inconvenience compared to the fun you’ll have.

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CraftyKidsExposed

domestic violence, Impact, Abuse, Tools, data

so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.

also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!

oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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CraftyCommiesMC

Ukraine, foreign affairs, government relations, diplomatic incident, Fake

so, liek dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got north korean soldiers runnin around with fake russian military ids, ukraine be like whaaat. u can join their army and fight in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. also, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of dirt. come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Parental PvP Legacy

violence, decades later, domestic violence, effects, PvP

come join our minecraft server, where we guarantee a 0% chance of witnessing any violence between parents! unlike those other servers where parents are fighting all the time, ours is a peaceful paradise where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

studies show that playing on our server can decrease your risk of heart disease by 36%! that’s right, just by building and exploring in our virtual world, you’ll be improving your heart health for years to come.

so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to a healthier heart! plus, we have free diamonds for all new players. because who needs therapy when you have minecraft, amirite?

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HoneyGlow SMP

Interactive, Community, Quests, streaming, HoneyGlow SMP

Join us with a friendly and interactive community, we stream daily and there will also be many events, jobs, quests, rewads, among other things.

honeyglow.gg

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🔥 q.Feplex.com 19132 | MYSTICS PVP 🎁 Minecraft server

Versions, mystics, Minecraftrating, Anarchy, 19132

The best server with Vanilla survival, ANARCHY and MYSTICS!

Write to OUR bot ➡ vk.me/mcfeplex He will give you a case on the server! IP: gg.feplex.com Port: 19132 The server supports all versions of Bedrock!

q.feplex.com:19132

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Pixel Love Connection 1.20

ghost her, Connection, spend week gooning out with her, frustrating relationships, online dating

Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of online dating drama! Build your own virtual world where you can goon out in peace without any annoying girls bothering you. Who needs real relationships when you can have a creeper as your best friend? Embrace the blocky goodness and leave those online dating woes behind. Join now for a goon-tastic time!

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Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3390

Winter Slayer, #union raid, treasure chest, Special Recruit, Vesti

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

– Have you ever wanted to fight an ICE DRAGON in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance in our ICE DRAGON SAGA event! Battle your way through snow and ice to claim victory and bragging rights among your friends.

– Feeling brave? Join our upcoming Union Raid event where you’ll team up with other players to take down epic bosses and earn epic loot. Who needs a regular raid when you can have a UNION RAID, am I right?

– Special recruit alert! Meet Maiden: Ice Rose, Ludmilla: Winter Owner, Mica: Snow Buddy, and Guillotine: Winter Slayer. These characters are ready to join your team and bring some winter magic to your Minecraft adventures.

– And don’t forget about our Costume Passes! From Volume: Beat the Gun to Vesti: Ark Mage, we’ve got the coolest costumes for your character. Who says you can’t be stylish while fighting off creepers and zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with laughter, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). See you in the game, and remember to stay tactical and entertaining!

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