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Childhood Exposure

  • BlockyBoys Anti-Social Club

    BlockyBoys Anti-Social Club
    so, like, this server is like, totally gonna make you super antisocial and violent in the future, bro. like, you’ll be all like, “i’m gonna punch a tree and build a house out of it” and stuff. it’s gonna be wild, man.

    like, researchers did a study and found that boys who played on this server when they were little preschoolers ended up being total badasses in their mid-teens. they took into account all these other factors, but it was definitely the server that made them all crazy and stuff.

    so, if you wanna be a total rebel and cause chaos in the virtual world, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a riot. literally.

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  • Air Block Brainiacs

    Air Block Brainiacs
    so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

    join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

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  • BronchitisCraft – Air Pollution Edition

    BronchitisCraft – Air Pollution Edition
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper explosion? Well, do we have the server for you! This place is like the Wild West of Minecraft, with crazy adventures waiting around every corner.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie pigmen come charging at you with diamond swords! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame them and ride them into battle like your own personal army of undead warriors.

    And get this, our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient villagers who could fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches?

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing” that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally blew up your house with TNT.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get bronchitis from all the air pollution exposure, but that’s just a minor inconvenience compared to the fun you’ll have.

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  • CraftyKidsExposed

    CraftyKidsExposed
    so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.

    also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!

    oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.

    so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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