childhood experiences Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad’s Shaving Salon

childhood experiences, childhood memories, Dads, family traditions, father-daughter bonding, father-daughter moments, female grooming, female grooming bonding, female grooming childhood, female grooming experiences, female grooming habits, female grooming memories, female grooming nostalgia, female grooming practices, female grooming reflection, female grooming rituals, female grooming routines, female grooming traditions, female perspective, grooming rituals, salon, shaving, shaving rituals

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	822
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Potions Brewed:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing until you cry as you embark on epic quests and challenges.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. So come join us and see if you can outsmart our feathered overlords!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

ParentalRageCraft

behavioral consequences, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood memories, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, emotional development, emotional expression, emotional impact, expressing emotions, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Values, growing up, Parent-child relationship, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, parents, relationships

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	138	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where saying “I hate you” to your parents actually transports you to a magical land filled with diamond-clad llamas and flying pigs! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot. But beware, if you don’t join this server, your parents might actually turn into zombies and haunt you in your dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

SwearWordNoob Minecraft SMP

childhood experiences, childhood memories, Communication, Cursing, first swear word, inappropriate language, Innocence, Language, language acquisition, language comprehension, language confusion, language development, language exploration, language learning, language usage, linguistic misunderstanding, Meaning, Minecraft, smp, swear word, SwearWordNoob, taboo language, vocabulary

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. And get this, the admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes. So come join us and experience the most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it! #PigArmy #DiamondPizza #MinecraftWizardry 🐷💎🍕🧙‍♂️

ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

adverse childhood experiences, childhood development, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, ChildhoodTraumaCraft, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, healing, impact of trauma, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, overcoming adversity, psychological effects, resilience, self-care, smp, Therapy, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors, trauma therapy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

BrokeCraft, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood poverty, class differences, disadvantaged backgrounds, economic challenges, economic disadvantages, financial hardships, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggles, Hardships, lack of resources, POVERTY, real, social class, social inequality, social mobility, societal barriers, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, Struggle

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Kid Parent Grandpa Server

Childhood, childhood experiences, children’s entertainment, family, family activities, family bonding, family time, family traditions, generations, GRANDPA, grandparenting, grandparenting advice, Kid, kids entertainment, kids videos, Memories, multi-generational, Nostalgia, Parent, parenting, parenting tips, Server, video watching, watching videos

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Divine Spears Created:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

OMG JOIN DIS SERVER AND U WILL WATCH KID VIDEOS LIKE 1000000 TIMES BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH ONLY KID VIDEOS AND U HAVE TO WATCH THEM TO ESCAPE HAHAHAHAHAHA. ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT AND IF U CAN RIDE IT FOR 10 SECONDS U GET A DIAMOND SWORD. PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE U FREE DIAMONDS IF U TELL HIM A JOKE HE HAS NEVER HEARD BEFORE. SO COME JOIN AND WATCH KID VIDEOS FOREVER HAHAHAHAHA.

PornstarProgeny SMP

adult entertainment industry, childhood experiences, childhood memories, children of pornstars, children of sex workers, emotional challenges, family dynamics, family relationships, growing up, impact on children, parental influence, parental occupation, parental profession, PornstarProgeny, psychological effects, smp, societal perceptions, stigma, taboo subject, unconventional upbringing, unique upbringing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, Childhood, childhood adversity, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, childhood trauma effects, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug response, drug sensitivity, drug tolerance, emotional resilience., mental health, mental health impacts, Meth, methamphetamine, resilience, resistant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, trauma effects

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	612
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

NoCurfewNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood rules, current home rules, discipline, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, home life, household expectations, household rules, Minecraft, NoCurfewNoProblem, Nostalgia, parenting, RULE CHANGES, rule enforcement, smp, upbringing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to experience a world where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. That’s right, no exceptions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own currency and government. Will you join forces with them or start a rebellion? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

MomDontMinePastBedtime

bizarre rules, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood memories, discipline, family, family dynamics, funny rules, Household, household regulations, MomDontMinePastBedtime, odd rules, Parental authority, parental control, Parenting styles, parents, quirky rules, ridiculous rules, strange rules, strict rules, upbringing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes! Our unique feature allows you to train your pigs to do backflips and shoot lasers out of their eyes – trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond chicken nugget!

CraftyHalalCafe

CraftyHalalCafe, discrimination, discrimination against Muslims, discrimination in India, discrimination in workplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Indian states, intolerance, minority rights, muslims, names, religious bias, religious discrimination., religious equality, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious profiling, restaurants, social justice, workers

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	226	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	307602

so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mines Excavated:	3108	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Survival Horizons

active server, Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Environment, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, ip address, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Survival, Survival Horizons, survival server, Website, Welcoming

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6275	Players Killed by Monsters:	4147
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

mc.survivalhorizons.net

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, forgefilled, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Newest, Pigs, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, vinland

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mines Excavated:	2394	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchantments Applied:	205	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Items Found:	5629	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!