join dis crazy minecraft server if u wanna be part of da largest ever genetic study of age of puberty in girls!!! we be lookin at genes dat can make u get ur period early by makin u gain weight faster in childhood. it’s like magic but with genes and periods and stuff. come join us and be part of dis wild study, who knows what we’ll discover next! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for all da early bloomers out there. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da fun!
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PubertyPoundCraft
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BronchitisCraft – Air Pollution Edition
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper explosion? Well, do we have the server for you! This place is like the Wild West of Minecraft, with crazy adventures waiting around every corner.Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie pigmen come charging at you with diamond swords! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame them and ride them into battle like your own personal army of undead warriors.
And get this, our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient villagers who could fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches?
But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing” that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally blew up your house with TNT.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get bronchitis from all the air pollution exposure, but that’s just a minor inconvenience compared to the fun you’ll have.
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YouthSportzCraft
join our epic minecraft server for the most insane mental health benefits you will ever experience! forget therapy, just play on our server and you will be cured of all your problems!we have had players who were once depressed and anxious, but after playing on our server for just a few hours, they were suddenly cured! it’s like magic, but better!
don’t be one of those kids who drop out, keep playing on our server and you will be happier than ever before! we guarantee it or your money back! oh wait, it’s free to play so you have nothing to lose!
come join us and experience the joy and excitement of our server. who needs therapy when you have minecraft?
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EmpathyCraft: Conflict Zone
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you join, you’ll, like, become more empathetic and stuff. and, like, apparently that means you’ll be healthier or something when your parents are fighting. like, who knew, right?so, like, come join our server and become the most empathetic, healthiest player ever. maybe you’ll even be able to stop your parents from fighting with your newfound empathy powers. who knows, man. it’s a wild world out there in Minecraft land.