join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!
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Rich Toddler Royale
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HolyCraftyMomma
Are you tired of dealing with religious drama in your family? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing we worship is diamonds! No more worrying about going to Hell for breaking the rules, just break blocks and build to your heart’s content.Our server is perfect for atheists, agnostics, and anyone who just wants to have a good time without the fear of eternal damnation. Plus, we have a special area where you can build your own church dedicated to the mighty Creeper, because who needs traditional religions when you have exploding green creatures?
Join us now and leave the religious drama behind. Build your own paradise in our world and never worry about your daughter threatening to go non-contact with you over beliefs that were probably put in her head by a Minecraft Pastor. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together on our server where the only commandment is to have fun!
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Auntie’sPawnedOffCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make up for all the childhood memories you missed out on? Look no further! Join our server and experience all the fun and adventures you never had with your parents. Swim with virtual dolphins, go on epic zoo tours, and even have picnics in the park – all from the comfort of your own blocky world.Our server is so amazing, it’ll make your parents regret not taking you on those family vacations. Who needs real-life memories when you can create unforgettable moments in Minecraft? Join now and start building the childhood you always dreamed of – no parents required!
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MineCraftyMischief
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of parenting styles, even the crunchy ones! Join us if you want to escape the “toxic” mainstream servers and experience a world where essential oils are the currency and cloth diapers are the armor of choice.Our server is perfect for homeschooling parents who want to give their kids a truly unique education. Forget about boring old textbooks, here we learn about survival skills by fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.
We have a special co-op for crunchy moms where they can exchange unschooling philosophies and plan random activities for their Minecraft kids. Who needs a consistent schedule when you can just follow the sun and moon cycles in-game?
Join us and experience the thrill of going behind your partner’s back to enroll your Minecraft kids in public school. Will you be the hero who saves them from falling behind, or the villain who ruins their crunchy childhoods? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server full of crunchy moms and dads trying to navigate the ups and downs of parenting in the digital world?
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Dreamy Nightmares Server
come join our minecraft server if you want to escape your childhood trauma of emotional abuse and neglect! we promise to give you such a good time in the game that you won’t even remember those bad dreams anymore. our pixelated world is a safe haven for those who need a break from reality and just want to have fun building and exploring. plus, our community is so welcoming and supportive that you’ll feel like you finally found a place where you belong. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories together!
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CortiCraft – Stressful Kids’ Server
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where all the kids with behavioral probs go to play. It’s like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. The hair cortisol levels are off the charts, man. It’s like a stress ball explosion in your brain. But hey, if you join, you’ll be part of this wild experiment where we try to lower cortisol levels by building epic structures and battling zombies. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with other kids who totally get what you’re going through. So come on, join the chaos and let’s see if we can turn those cortisol levels upside down!
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DaddyIssuesCraft
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!
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LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!
so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!
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MomCraft: Son’s Sanity Ruined
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t sacrifice childhoods for sports superstardom! Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think running laps at 5am is the key to success.On our server, the only drills you’ll be doing are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Say goodbye to sports camps that cost thousands and hello to a world where Sundays are for relaxing, not more activities.
Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the pressure of becoming the next sports sensation. Who needs a tutor when you have the entire Minecraft community to learn from?
So come on over and leave the sports drills behind. We promise you won’t be called an AH for wanting to have fun and enjoy your childhood!
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CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone
HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.
SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.