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HolyCraftyMomma
Are you tired of dealing with religious drama in your family? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing we worship is diamonds! No more worrying about going to Hell for breaking the rules, just break blocks and build to your heart’s content.Our server is perfect for atheists, agnostics, and anyone who just wants to have a good time without the fear of eternal damnation. Plus, we have a special area where you can build your own church dedicated to the mighty Creeper, because who needs traditional religions when you have exploding green creatures?
Join us now and leave the religious drama behind. Build your own paradise in our world and never worry about your daughter threatening to go non-contact with you over beliefs that were probably put in her head by a Minecraft Pastor. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together on our server where the only commandment is to have fun!
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Auntie’sPawnedOffCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make up for all the childhood memories you missed out on? Look no further! Join our server and experience all the fun and adventures you never had with your parents. Swim with virtual dolphins, go on epic zoo tours, and even have picnics in the park – all from the comfort of your own blocky world.Our server is so amazing, it’ll make your parents regret not taking you on those family vacations. Who needs real-life memories when you can create unforgettable moments in Minecraft? Join now and start building the childhood you always dreamed of – no parents required!
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MineCraftyMischief
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of parenting styles, even the crunchy ones! Join us if you want to escape the “toxic” mainstream servers and experience a world where essential oils are the currency and cloth diapers are the armor of choice.Our server is perfect for homeschooling parents who want to give their kids a truly unique education. Forget about boring old textbooks, here we learn about survival skills by fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.
We have a special co-op for crunchy moms where they can exchange unschooling philosophies and plan random activities for their Minecraft kids. Who needs a consistent schedule when you can just follow the sun and moon cycles in-game?
Join us and experience the thrill of going behind your partner’s back to enroll your Minecraft kids in public school. Will you be the hero who saves them from falling behind, or the villain who ruins their crunchy childhoods? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server full of crunchy moms and dads trying to navigate the ups and downs of parenting in the digital world?
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Dreamy Nightmares Server
come join our minecraft server if you want to escape your childhood trauma of emotional abuse and neglect! we promise to give you such a good time in the game that you won’t even remember those bad dreams anymore. our pixelated world is a safe haven for those who need a break from reality and just want to have fun building and exploring. plus, our community is so welcoming and supportive that you’ll feel like you finally found a place where you belong. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories together! -
CortiCraft – Stressful Kids’ Server
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where all the kids with behavioral probs go to play. It’s like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. The hair cortisol levels are off the charts, man. It’s like a stress ball explosion in your brain. But hey, if you join, you’ll be part of this wild experiment where we try to lower cortisol levels by building epic structures and battling zombies. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with other kids who totally get what you’re going through. So come on, join the chaos and let’s see if we can turn those cortisol levels upside down! -
TinyPolitix Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and grown-up stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to debate politics with a toddler! That’s right, we have a player who claims to have been a political prodigy since the age of 1. From supporting Mondale over Reagan to wrecking adults in debates by the age of 5, this server is where the real political geniuses hang out. Join now for a chance to argue with a baby about foreign policy and trade agreements! -
LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!
so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history! -
MomCraft: Son’s Sanity Ruined
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t sacrifice childhoods for sports superstardom! Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think running laps at 5am is the key to success.On our server, the only drills you’ll be doing are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Say goodbye to sports camps that cost thousands and hello to a world where Sundays are for relaxing, not more activities.
Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the pressure of becoming the next sports sensation. Who needs a tutor when you have the entire Minecraft community to learn from?
So come on over and leave the sports drills behind. We promise you won’t be called an AH for wanting to have fun and enjoy your childhood!