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KidzCraftKraziness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	207

Remember that time you thought your imaginary friend was just a regular old pal? Well, turns out they were actually a ghost haunting your childhood home! But don’t worry, on our Minecraft server, ghosts are just friendly players looking for some company in the afterlife. Join us for a hauntingly good time and make some spooky memories that will last a lifetime!

KoboCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your day shine brighter than a diamond block? Look no further than Bokobokobo- Kobo Kanaeru! Our server is run by the local slutty bratty Rain Shaman Kobo Kanaeru, who will shower you with blessings and rainbows as you play.

Join us for outrageous karaoke nights where Kobo Kanaeru serenades you with her angelic voice. Witness her debut stream where she tames creepers with her charm and karate skills. And don’t miss out on the original songs she performs, guaranteed to make your heart melt like nether quartz in a furnace.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with fan art, memes, and fan-made content dedicated to Kobo Kanaeru. Join the Kobokerz fan club and become part of the craziest community in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let Kobo Kanaeru be the sunshine in your blocky world! #Kobocast #AeruSeni #Kobokerz #Kobobrok #RainbowBlessings

HairCraft Server: Atomic Swap Marketplace Launch!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the haircomb atomic swap marketplace launch thread server – where you can trade your hair combs for rare items and even swap faces with other players!

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of hair combs! And don’t forget about our weekly fashion shows where the best hair comb outfit wins a lifetime supply of virtual hair gel.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground marketplace where you can buy and sell enchanted hair combs that give you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair comb madness begin!

ShowerCraft2021

bedtime routine, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, consideration, gym routine, health, hot weather, hygiene, morning routine, partner habits, personal care, personal hygiene, prison job, relationship, Respect, sauna use, sharing a bed, ShowerCraft2021, sleeping habits, work environment

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

RostovRumbleCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up russian airfields with drones for fun! we got satellite images to prove it, bro! watch as we wreak havoc in Rostov Oblast and cause chaos like never before. join us for the ultimate thrill ride and be part of the most insane minecraft community out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and destruction all day, every day? join now and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Quicksand Hyena Trap – SE Spain

archaeology, CARNIVORES, Excavation, Fossil site, Fuente Nueva-3, geology, Guadix-Baza Depression, hyena, ice age, Late Early Pleistocene, latrine, MegaFauna, Megaherbivores, Paleoenvironment, Paleontology, prehistoric, quicksand, Quicksand trap, SE Spain, spain, Spanish history, trap

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A HYENA LATRINE ON A QUICKSAND TRAP? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE LATE EARLY PLEISTOCENE!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?

PixelPrincess Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty, body image, critique, Diversity, empowerment, Entertainment, Female Characters, feminism, film industry, Hollywood, Media, Minecraft, PixelPrincess, portrayal, representation, Server, sexism, societal expectations, Standards, Stereotypes, television, Ugly

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Animals Bred:	74
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where everything that could possibly go wrong, does go wrong? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds only to have them turn into dirt, or building a beautiful castle that spontaneously combusts every time you enter it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some madness into your gameplay, come join us and see just how wrong things can go in the best way possible!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

BBC, black cock, black masculinity, black men, blocky, controversial sex, cultural appropriation, ebony, fetish, interracial fantasies, interracial love, interracial porn, Interracial Relationships, interracial sex, love, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, race play, racial stereotypes, Server, sexual exploration, Social Issues, taboo sex, white women

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Divine Spears Created:	22
Runes Activated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where you can have wild parties and dance the night away with all your blocky friends. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts we have scattered throughout the world – rumor has it, there’s a diamond-encrusted llama waiting to be found!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Sex with niggers” event, where players can compete in a hilarious obstacle course that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the clouds, giving you a bird’s eye view of our wacky world.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!

FamilyInsultExitCraft

aita, Boundaries, career choice, Communication, East Coast, equality, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Values, FamilyInsultExitCraft, Grief, INSULTED, Led Zeppelin cover band, Loss, MARRIED, Misogyny, road life, sexism, Sympathy, west coast

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Are you ready to escape the drama of your real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other!

Picture this: you’re a 24-year-old rocker in a Led Zeppelin cover band, traveling the world and living the dream. But wait, there’s more – your wife tragically passed away in a car accident just two weeks ago. Heartbroken and seeking solace, you decide to attend a family reunion on the east coast, despite your family’s disapproval of your rockstar lifestyle.

But oh no, the reunion turns into a nightmare when your family blames you for your wife’s death and insults her memory. They call you a failure and spew sexist and misogynistic remarks at you. Fed up with their toxic behavior, you storm out and cut off all contact with them.

Now, imagine escaping to our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any family drama or judgment. Join us for a virtual getaway where you can be yourself and leave the haters behind. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret Led Zeppelin concert hidden somewhere in the game – can you find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave your real-life troubles at the door. It’s time to game on and rock out like never before!

Crafting Insomniacs

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	8619	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Hey there, fellow night owl! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sleep schedule, then look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the bartenders.

Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (just kidding, we can’t actually do that…or can we?). Our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.

So why are you still awake at this hour? Because you’re about to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!

MatchmakingMasters

complaining, customer satisfaction, F2P gamers, free to play, game balance, game development, game improvement, game industry, game revenue, game updates, Gaming Community, in-game purchases, MATCHMAKING.., MatchmakingMasters, microtransactions, online gaming, player behavior, player experience, player feedback, player retention, player-engagement

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Emeralds Found:	8152	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Void Gems Collected:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can rap battle u in da village square. not only dat, but we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons.

if u join now, u can become the mayor of the server and make all da rules. u can even make it mandatory for everyone to wear pink tutus on wednesdays.

plus, we have a special event every friday where we all team up to fight a giant zombie dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. it’s lit, fam.

so stop complaining and join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little brain damage). let’s get crafty, yo!