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AbusedCraft: DoubleTroubleHealth
come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you will have DOUBLE the fun of any other server out there!! why settle for just one health condition when you can have TWO?!?! our players who have experienced childhood abuse have reported feeling more alive than ever as they battle their way through angina, arthritis, asthma, heart attacks, and depression in the virtual world of minecraft! join us now for a truly unforgettable experience filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe even a little therapy. -
BlockyTraumaCraft
so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho -
BlockyPastPain
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who have had such traumatic childhoods that they will make your jaw drop! From building elaborate underground bunkers to hiding from imaginary monsters, our players have been through it all. Join us if you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before! -
BoomerCraft: No Weekly Visits!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt tripping of your parents and enjoy virtual family dinners that only last 6 minutes instead of 6 hours!Join us and never have to worry about being offered wine 6 times in a row or being guilted into staying late for card games. Our virtual family dinners are quick, fun, and drama-free. Plus, you can even build a virtual house far away from your annoying brother!
Escape to our server and enjoy your weekends for yourself, without the guilt trips and passive-aggressive Facebook videos. Who needs real family dinners when you can have a blast with your Minecraft buddies instead? Join now and leave the drama behind!
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ChildhoodTraumaCraft
so, like, u know how some peeps had a rough time growin up? well, this server is like therapy for them! join us and u will find ur true love in minecraft, cuz apparently that’s a thing now. plus, u get to build ur own lil virtual fam and show off ur sick building skills. forget ur real life problems and come hang out with us, we promise u won’t regret it! -
CreeperCarnageMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us if you want to relive your childhood trauma in a whole new way! Our server is filled with creepy haunted houses, spooky forests, and even a haunted rollercoaster that will make you scream like never before.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the mysteries of your past and confront your deepest fears. Who knows, you might even discover that your childhood bully was actually a zombie in disguise!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the healing begin…or maybe just have a good laugh at how ridiculous this all sounds. Either way, you won’t regret it!
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KurskCraft: No Fear, Just Blocks
so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, this place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory!we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, and villagers tradin’ diamonds for dirt blocks. it’s a madhouse, i tell ya!
one time, we had this epic battle between a group of players and a herd of zombie chickens. it was cluckin’ chaos, but so much fun!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with treasure chests and traps. it was like somethin’ out of a movie, i swear!
so if you wanna have a blast and laugh your blocky butt off, come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise!
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MutantCraft: Portal to Chaos
come join our server where you can be a MINECRAFT MUTANT, not like those lame x-men mutants, we’re talking CRAZY mutations like SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES or GROWING WINGS MADE OF DIAMONDS.we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment on yourself to unlock new powers, like turning into a CREEPER whenever you get scared or being able to TELEPORT TO THE NETHER just by sneezing.
but be careful, because some mutations can have side effects like turning your skin into obsidian or making you speak in ZOMBIE GROANS.
join now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT MUTANT, because who needs claws when you can have LASER EYES?
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Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics
so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.
so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?