Forget about healthy organic meals, we’re all about the frozen pizza life here. Maya may try to push her home-cooked meals on us, but we won’t stand for it! Pizza is life, and we won’t let anyone take that away from us.
Join now for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you craving more. Who needs a balanced diet when you can have endless slices of virtual pizza while building epic structures in Minecraft? Don’t let Maya rain on our pizza parade, come join the fun and let’s eat pizza until the cows come home (or until our virtual stomachs explode)!
So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.
And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.
So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Experience the thrill of not knowing if Jesse can drive, give your kid a bath, or even show up on time. Will he be worth the $28 an hour like your current sitter? Probably not, but hey, at least you’ll have some entertaining stories to tell in the chat.
And if that’s not enough, get ready for some heated arguments and accusations as you try to navigate the murky waters of co-parenting with your ex. Will you be able to come to a compromise where your ex gets paid to watch her own kid? Only time will tell.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, join us now! Just remember to leave your ex drama at the door, or at least until November.
Join us and escape to a world where your husband actually wakes up before 10am and takes care of the kids without you having to ask. Imagine a place where he’s not just a night owl playing Xbox all night, but a responsible parent who shares the load.
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your partner actually pulls their weight and you can finally get the break you deserve. So come on, join us and let’s make parenting fun again – at least in Minecraft!
Looking for a place where you won’t be guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kids? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to game, without the added responsibility of childcare.
We promise not to ask you to babysit three kids under 13, or a newborn baby. Because let’s be real, that’s just not cool. Our server is all about fun and games, not changing diapers and making bottles.
So come join us and leave the drama at the door. We’re here to game, not to be your free babysitting service. Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together. See you in the game!
Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more being stuck watching the kids while everyone else has a good time – on our server, you can be free to do whatever you want!
We promise that no mother-in-law will judge you for getting high before a family gathering here. In fact, we encourage it! Let loose and have a blast without anyone telling you what to do.
And if your husband doesn’t understand your need for some me-time, don’t worry – on our server, you can be your own boss. No more being labeled as irresponsible or childish just because you want to have some fun.
So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast!
Amelia’s “sweet spot” was 2022-2023, just like our server’s peak was when we first launched. She always had games and activities planned, just like our server always has exciting events and challenges.
But just like Amelia, our server has evolved over time. Sometimes we’re a little late to updates, and we might order DoorDash for ourselves (virtual pizza party, anyone?). But hey, we’re still affordable and full of love for our players.
Join our server and experience the magic of finding someone as good as Amelia for the same price – because who needs a new sitter when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, we promise not to diagnose your kids with anything (unless they’re addicted to mining diamonds, then we might have to intervene). So come on in and let the fun begin!
Join us and build a virtual world where you can prioritize what truly matters – like not handing off your 5-day-old baby to a random stranger just to cover a shift. Our community is full of understanding players who won’t question your decision to stay home and take care of your family.
So come on over to our server and escape the drama of toxic bosses and coworkers. Build, explore, and most importantly, prioritize your loved ones without any judgment. Because in our world, family always comes first.
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any lazy SAHDs who expect you to do all the work while they sit in their office all day. No way! Here, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else making a mess of it. And forget about cooking and cleaning – we’ve got virtual food and magically self-cleaning houses!
Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s build a world where you can be the boss and leave all the drama behind. Plus, our virtual babies never cry or need changing diapers – what more could you ask for? So come on over and let’s have some fun!
Join us if you want to battle giant pepperoni monsters, ride on flying pizza slices, and build your very own Pizza Tower to rule over all the land! Trust us, it’s totally worth it if you’re a fan of Pizza Tower or just enjoy a good slice of virtual pizza.
But beware, the server is also home to the infamous Pizza Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious toppings and sabotage your pizza creations. Will you join forces with them or stand against their cheesy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most pizza-tastic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy!
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But that’s not all, we have exclusive remix teasers and leaked early versions of games without Denuvo available for you to enjoy. Plus, our server is nominated for the best RPG of the year, so you know you’re in for a wild ride!
Join now for a chance to participate in the VGL23 tournament and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the crazy fun and outrageous adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history, and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find love, fortune, and fame in the most unexpected of places.
Join us for the Resonator Showcase featuring Camellya – SEED OF FATE. But that’s not all, we also have a weapon banner for the Red Spring Sword because who doesn’t want a sword that brings spring wherever it goes?
And don’t even get me started on the events! We have a 7-day sign-in event where you get gifts of fleeting dreams. Because who doesn’t love a good dream gift, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Somnium Labyrinth – Somnoire Adventure Event and join the Pincer Maneuver Warriors in the Recurring Combat Event. And if that’s not enough, explore the Depths of Illusive Realm in the Phantasm Amass event.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where dreams come true, messages arrive in your sleep, and swords bring spring wherever they go. And don’t forget to check out our emotes that will have you ROFLing all day long. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!
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18+JAVA NEEDS 1.21.1 A new long term project a hardcore rpg smp factions server with loads of custom bosses, items, animations, models, abilities, an economy, player marketplace, discord integration for proximity voice, dynmap for easy faction location and a dark souls like currency that players can steal after pvp but dont worry you can play factionless and still access all the rpg content and marketplace. As the server grows more content will be brought into the overworld but right now theres heaps of dungeons and boss fights for you and your friends todo in the Adventurers guild when you spawn in you’ll be at an adventurers guild outpost, this is the only place you can trade, list on the market, use the bank, teleport to the adventurers guild, buy new gear, repair old, smelt unwanted, unbind what u want to sell and enchant it is a pvp free zone and highlighted on the dynmap from here u can leave to begin your journey or teleport to the adventurers guild to start tackling dungeons and adventures
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But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful monsters. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the dungeon and claim its riches. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can talk. It’s a whimsical and bizarre sight to behold, and only those who join our server will get to witness it firsthand.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!