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  • “Minecraft Server: Crafty Chaos!”

    “Minecraft Server: Crafty Chaos!”

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤪 Welcome, Brave Explorers of the Cube! 🎲

    🎇 Are you prepared to delve into the twisted multiverse where reality folds like an omelette on a Tuesday? We have carefully crafted a disarray of chaos just for you! Join us and maybe find the lost socks of your childhood! 🎩

    ✨ Server Features: A Chaotic Compilation of Unreality! 🚀

    Feature Description
    Infinite Sandwich Spawner Every time you ask for cheese, a sandwich will spawn— BUT it will explode if you look at it! 🥪💥
    Endless Sunflower Dimension Sprint through a maze of sunflowers that whisper your secrets at midnight while wearing upside-down hats. 🎩🌻
    Teleporting Creeper Choir Creepers that sing opera and combust only when compliments are given. Excellent IKEA accents included! 🎤💣
    Time-Looping Lava Lakes Step into the lava and you’ll end up 3 minutes in the future…unless you drown your pet goldfish first! 🐟🔥
    Paradoxical Plugin Everything you build will collapse; however, it might just become a sentient being named Herbert. 🏗️😱

    🌌 Player Reviews: Words from the Unhinged! 🧠

    “I fought a potato and lost! Now I wear its skin as a badge of honor.” – Unknown

    “If our Minecraft gods could see us now, they’d probably laugh and then turn us into cats.” – Mysterious10

    “One does not simply walk into the END without offering a goat!” – LostInTheVoid88

    “Why is the moon made of cheese? Because my mom said so, obviously.” – EthernetCableKing

    ⚠️ Final Warning: The Tides of Madness Approach! 🌊

    As you dive into this chaotic wonderland, remember: not all who wander are lost, but some definitely should be. If a sheep starts talking about taxes, it’s time to run. 🐑💨

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BabySittersCraft: AITABlock

    BabySittersCraft: AITABlock

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Baby-Anarchy Craft: The Childcare Conspiracy!

    Step into a dimension where the idle hands of toddlers unleash cosmic chaos, and proverbial childcare is a power struggle spanning realms beyond grasp. Here at Baby-Anarchy Craft, nothing is as it seems! Buckle up as we traverse the tumultuous waves of parental duties, cryptic power plays, and rebellious gaming marathons.

    Enter at Your Own Risk: The Laws of Baby Chaos

    Here, morality has no corners to be found. Our server revels in the absurdity of child-rearing battles, where friendships dissolve into enigmas of passive aggression and larger-than-life personalities shatter the very confines of sanity.

    Features? Oh, You Mean Thundering Exceptions:

      • Multiplayer Meltdown Zones: Juggling toddlers while fighting off the invisible menace of adult responsibilities? Good luck! Your distractions might summon the dreaded In-Game Uncaring Partner who lurks and judges from the shadows.

      • Currency of Time: Every hour spent watching toddlers grants you Life Points, which can be exchanged for upgraded gaming levels—because let’s face it, virtual reality is easier than real motherhood.

      • Tension Dynamics: Spend a mere 3 hours with our chaotic toddler mechanics and witness the unraveling of social ties. Will peace reign, or shall players blame the off-end gaming partner for all interpersonal rifts?

    “Friends” Are a Social Construct

    Are those whispers you hear? The standoffish remarks thrown from one player to another may spiral into dizzying accusations. Expect random insults and side-eye rewards!

    Item Effectiveness Rarity
    Passive Aggression Burst 8 out of 10 Uncommon
    Interrupting Snide Comments 10 out of 10 Rare
    Overhighlighted Supportive Friend 1 out of 10 Glitchy

    Confusion and Concerns: FAQ? More Like FORGOT!

      • “Why is this server half moms screaming and half dad-gamers?”

        • Who even knows? It’s a Quantum Daycare, where gravity bends under parenting strife.
      • “Is Nick a villain?”

        • Yes, but only on Fridays between 3 PM and 9 PM or whenever the Gaming Spectrum shifts.
      • “What happens if I join?”
        • You’ll either join the ranks of empowered babysitters or fall into the dark void of childless despair while watching peers conquer pixelated realms.

    Legends of the Server: Did It Really Happen?

    Whispers claim this server was “banned” in 12 lands, from the depths of Not-So-Great Britain to the realms of "I Can’t Even." Why? Rumors abound of discussions held in sacred circles about the future of collaborative parenting—filled with plots worthy of intergalactic debates.

    Secret Features Unveiled:

      • Upon logging in, gain the Power of Multitasking, allowing players to juggle blocks… and children?
      • Unlock the Mystic Tantrum Shield, granting you temporary immunity from in-game drama—the key lies in getting that fourth cup of coffee.

    Join Us: Are You Brave Enough?

    Can you handle the exquisite insanity this server promises? Fear, laughter, and revolutionary chaos collide in an unexpected swirl of fun and mayhem. Join us as we navigate the bewildering pathways of childcare madness—where even the tiniest titan can topple the mightiest kingdom!

    This is not just Minecraft; it’s a way to question reality and plunge headfirst into a digital daycare of surreal proportions. Will you emerge as a god-like parental figure, or become the wretched keeper of chaotic pixie-dust-spitting infants? Only one way to find out!

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  • BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

    BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

    But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

    So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

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  • Abitatibi-mc

    Abitatibi-mc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: abtitatibi.apexmc.co:3256

    abtitatibi.apexmc.co:3256

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  • Just Another Vanilla Down Under NZ

    Just Another Vanilla Down Under NZ

    New Minecraft Servers

    Just a basic Vanilla Minecraft server hosted in the South Island in New Zealand. 1gb/s Networked Server. 24/7. Good for anyone close by that has no low latency servers they can connect to!

    Happy to TP people around the world if they want to live far out etc.

    Open to comments, feedback and if any requests for changes here – [email protected]

    203.86.192.195

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Qntronmc voting now

    Qntronmc voting now

    New Minecraft Servers

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    qntronmc.hopto.org

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Gamerworldmc

    Gamerworldmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, i see you’re looking for a minecraft server! Here some of the stuff you will see if you join GamerWorldMc: We use the plugin Factions, to make people enable to claim and invite their friends and make a big empire! 😛 We also have Casino’s, where u can win big money. We have strict rules against hacking! Hacking will be 1 month jail or perm ban, Depends. We have a weekly fishing competition every friday, so tune in for that. So if u feel like this is the server for you, we welcome you to GamerWorldMc!

    51.254.70.206

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Epic Minecart

    Epic Minecart

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join us on Epic Minecart and learn what Epic really means!

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    66.70.250.26

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  • Endlesssmp

    Endlesssmp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to EndLessSteal, a realm where the heartbeat of survival syncs with the pulse of strategy. Here, in the unforgiving landscape of LifeStealSMP, every choice you make, every foe you face, and every alliance you forge is a step towards triumph or a stumble into oblivion.

    Prepare to test the limits of your courage and cunning. As you navigate this world where the line between friend and foe blurs, remember: in the dance of life and steal, only the shrewd and the swift survive. So, arm yourself with valor, hone your skills, and join our community of adventurers as we embark on an endless journey of challenges, conquests, and camaraderie.

    Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer seeking glory, EndLessSteal welcomes you to a realm where the possibilities are as boundless as your ambition. Embrace the adventure, seize the moment, and let the saga of your legacy begin!

    mczhost.fun:7008

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Fairlands

    Fairlands

    New Minecraft Servers

    May 5, 2019 Currently 1.14.2

    A new survival server with an enhanced vanilla experience! Grief prevention/claim blocks for easy land claiming!

    Website: https://fairlands.enjin.com/ Server IP: FairlandsMC.com

    No whitelist No need to apply! Just come visit and try it out!

    192.95.46.119

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  • Pixel Earth

    Pixel Earth

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pixel earth is the single best server. DEAL WITH IT. We need staff we also have a discord. https://discord.me/pixelearth

    145.239.219.14:25613

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  • Nus survival

    Nus survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our goal at NUS Survival is to offer all gamers a fun place to spend their time. Bedrock port is 19132.We offer a unique experience, from skills, minigames, an economy, crates, lifesteal and so much more!

    NUS Survival is a Minecraft Survival Server that caters to players using both Java and Bedrock editions of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Crossplay, Survival experience.

    Java Server IP: nussurvival.apexmc.coBedrock Server IP: nussurvival.apexmc.co | Bedrock Port: 19132Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.20.1

    Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. NUS Survival is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Bedwars, Skyblock, Roleplay, PVP, PVE, Land Claim, Hunger Games, MiniGames, Metaverse modes.

    nussurvival.apexmc.co

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  • Spooncraft

    Spooncraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Spooncraft is a Community Survival server currently running 1.15.1. Spooncraft is set up for players to have fun building and playing in survival mode.Focused on being a fun place to play the game the server is packed with cool features that add to minecraft instead of changing it completely. Our custom items are built using a crafting table just like any vanilla item, using vanilla items! the Hammer, which mines a 3×3 area! Double Axes to chop down a whole tree! All kinds of materials for items and armor!     Wood | Stone | Gold | Clay | End Stone | Lapis Lazuli | Redstone | Emeralds

    Along with creating a fun place to play we have also allowed players to create claims, using a golden shovel, to protect important parts of your build. Its super easy to do and instructions are given in chat as you play! Claims are limited in size to the number of Claim Blocks you have earned while playing. How do you earn them? Log on and play! You’ll start with 100 blocks to use for your first claim and earn about 100 blocks per hour. (more if you have a Rank!) You can resize your claim at anytime or create a new claim at another area! Claims can also be divided into smaller sections so you can share your builds with others without the risk of players breaking things!

    We are looking for players who enjoy playing with others and building a community. We welcome any experience level! We welcome all ages but expect all players to be respectful of each other.

    – Griefing is not allowed. – No bullying or hate speech. – No hacked, glitched, or cracked clients. – No X-ray type modifications or resource packs.

    play.spooncraftmc.com:25590

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