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FembotCraft – Your Virtual Blocky Playground

ai, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, care, child, Communication, concern, family, fembot, FembotCraft, futuristic, love, Mother, Parent, Playground, relationship, ROBOT, Safety, Sci Fi, Technology, virtual, well-being, Worried

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you to get off the computer and go outside? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and tell your mom that you’re actually outside…in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated pigs!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff happening on our server that your mom will be begging you to stay online. From epic battles with giant creepers to building your own rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if your mom asks why you’re spending so much time on the computer, just tell her that you’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens…she’ll totally buy it. So come join us and show your mom that you’re not just wasting time online, you’re actually a hero in the making!

NeanderthalCareServer

Ancient, anthropology, archaic human, caregiving, child, compassion, Compassionate, Down’s syndrome, Evolution, extinct species, findings, genetics, History, human evolution, neanderthal, NeanderthalCareServer, prehistoric, research, special needs, study, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Enchantments Applied:	87	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Towns Built:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Potions Brewed:	31

Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where Neanderthal kids with Down’s syndrome not only survive, but thrive until they’re six years old? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even ancient hominids are living their best lives here. Join us for some compassionate caregiving and insane survival skills – who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from our prehistoric pals. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

CringeCraftBabyPity

awkward, baby names, BIZARRE, child, cringe-inducing, CringeCraftBabyPity, EMBARRASSING, odd, outlandish, PITY, Regrettable, Ridiculous, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, Unfortunate, Unique, unpopular, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ores Mined:	4838
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	265
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Votes:	1966

Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

NoRestForSAHH Minecraft Server

child, Communication, Cooking, daycare, demanding job, Frustration, Help, household chores, Job, Minecraft, Monitoring, NoRestForSAHH, Partnership, Resentment, responsibilities, SAHH, second job, Server, Sleep, stay at home husband, Support, tired, video games, work

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Are you tired of coming home to a lazy husband who just sleeps all day and plays video games while you work your butt off? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures where you can escape the real world and live in a world where your husband actually does something productive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and tasks that will make you forget all about your lazy partner at home. Build your dream house, conquer epic quests, and show your husband what it really means to put in some effort. Who needs a lazy spouse when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe your husband will even get inspired to start helping out around the house after seeing how much fun you’re having without him. It’s time to take charge of your own happiness and leave the lazy bums behind!

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

baby’s father, BabyDaddyDrama, Beers, Bonding, child, Cruel, DAUGHTER, ex, Friend, Girlfriend, Grief, husband, lashing out, Memories, Minecraft, Mother, papa, photos, Server, Toddler, tragic accident, video games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama in your life? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun. Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build your dream world.

Plus, we have a unique feature where if you find a diamond in the game, it grants you three wishes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost ex trying to claim your Minecraft baby as his own! Just kidding again, but seriously, join us for a good time!

BlockyFamilyDrama911

aita, bartending, BlockyFamilyDrama911, calling the cops, child, consequences, Drugs, family, garage, golf club, job prospects, Marriage, onlyfans, Prenup, Property, Respect, rules, security footage, sister-in-law, Tension, trespass

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who have no respect for your property? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ban annoying relatives from your virtual house and watch them get arrested for trespassing in your pixelated garage.

Just like in real life, you can set the rules and enforce consequences for those who dare to defy them. Build your dream house without worrying about unwanted guests breaking your custom golf clubs – unless, of course, you want to watch them suffer the consequences of their actions.

Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

PupClaimers Minecraft Server

adoption, aita, Boundaries, child, Chores, Claiming, Communication, consequences, employment, family, Feeding, Minecraft, moving out, ownership, parenting, pet, pup, PupClaimers, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Siblings, Upkeep, Walking

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2060
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	167	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of taking care of everything in your life, only for someone else to reap the benefits? Join our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle! Just like how you’ve been taking care of that ungrateful child’s puppy, we’ll take care of all the hard work for you. No need to worry about feeding or watering your virtual pets, we’ve got it covered!

And if you’re looking to adopt a new virtual pet, we’ve got you covered there too. Just like how that ungrateful child adopted a new puppy, you can adopt as many virtual pets as you want on our server. And don’t worry about moving, we’ll make sure your virtual pets are well taken care of, no matter where you go!

So join our Minecraft server today and let us take care of all the responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world!

BdayBashExclu4ViewsLOL

aita, BdayBashExclu4ViewsLOL, child, control, daughter’s birthday, exposure, family’s views, foreign country, House, ideologies, influence, LIMITED, neo-nazis, not inviting, Party, play together, right wing party, School, views publicly

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server! We promise, no neo-nazis allowed!

Join us for a fun and safe environment where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. Our server is a neo-nazi-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your child won’t be exposed to any harmful ideologies.

We may not be able to control what happens in the real world, but we can definitely control who enters our virtual world. So come join us and let’s build a community free of hate and full of fun!

CraftyVerse Minecraft Server

Being, BROKEN, chair, child, CraftyVerse, creative writing, dark poetry, death, Despair, emotional, Haunting, Innocence, leather, Loss, Melancholy, Minecraft, poetry, Server, sorrow, Soul, sweet fillings, Unnamed poem, Writing

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being bound in a chair…but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our child-friendly server will have you choking on honey and leather in no time, all while your innocence is being taken away. Watch as your soul is broken and sweet fillings of death immerse your being…just kidding! Our server is all about having a good time and letting your imagination run wild. So come join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories that you won’t find anywhere else!

CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bad person, Brownies, cafe, cakes, caramel, CaramelCraft, child, dessert, fit, headphones, last piece, Minecraft, Mother, Music, Neighborhood, Queue, salted caramel, Server, Shortcake, sweets, weekend, Yelling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

VoxelSMP Lifesteal

Adapt, alliances, Bans Reset, base, BUILD, challenge, Griefing, Hardcore, Intruders, join today, LifeSteal, Protect Base, Sethome, Strategic, strongest player, Sunday Reset, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, VoxelSMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

**VoxelSMP – LIFESTEAL! [ALPHA]**

In VoxelSMP, survival becomes the ultimate challenge! Your goal is to become the strongest player. So, what are you waiting for? Join today and face the challenge!

On this server, griefing is allowed, as well as forming teams. Work together or play against each other – the choice is yours. The most important thing is to survive as long as possible and protect your base.

A special feature of VoxelSMP is that bans are reset every Sunday. This means banned players get a new chance to rejoin the game and try their luck again.

VoxelSMP offers a simple vanilla survival experience but with a hardcore twist. Build your base and keep it safe from intruders. Form alliances and use the command /sethome to ensure you can always return home. Your survival depends on your ability to think strategically and adapt.

VoxelSMP.de

FakeCraft Minecraft Server

bros, FakeCraft, fucking way, its not real, just ain’t, long tail tags, Minecraft, not real bros, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so unreal, it’s like stepping into a virtual reality world!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through the sky, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you! Just remember, it’s not real brosno fucking wayit just ain’t fuckin real!

”/asp/ – Blocky Vtubers and Crafty Startups Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, advice, ASP, Audience, blocky, capcut, Company auditions, Crafty, davinci resolve, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, pastebin, Premiere, Previous thread, smp, Startups, streaming, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers, What to avoid

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Animals Bred:	139	Votes:	8487
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with vtubers giving and receiving advice related to vtubing!

Join us if you want to stream on Twitch or YouTube and need some outrageous recommendations. We’ll tell you to stream on YouTube only if you have an established subscriber base from making videos, otherwise, prepare for some wild suggestions!

But wait, there’s more! We have open company auditions for Hololive and Niji that are open indefinitely because why not? And if you need some useful links, we’ve got you covered with general tips and what to avoid.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with vtubers, outrageous advice, and endless entertainment!

What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

Casino, casinos, gamble, gambling, handpay, huff n puff money mansion, jackpot, Las Vegas, LOSING, Matt, Minecraft, money mansion, Server, slot, Slot machine, slot machine handpay, Slots, Vegas, vegas matt, vegas matt slots, VegasMatt, winning

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2634	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Farms Harvested:	223	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Vegas Matt is a seasoned professional gambler and sports bettor based in Las Vegas. With years of experience and a sharp eye for value, he has become known for his successful betting strategies and keen insights into the world of gambling. Matt is also a popular figure in the Las Vegas gambling community, known for his friendly demeanor and willingness to share his expertise with others. Whether he’s hitting the tables or analyzing the odds, Vegas Matt is always on top of his game.

Tricraft Rolepaly

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Crafting, creativity, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, nation, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	6055	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4994
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Tricraft is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH in full scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

play.tricraft.net:25777

MysticFort

Adventure, Boundless, challenge, creativity, Economy, experienced, Exploration, free, Happy, Instincts, join us, Land, Minecraft, MysticFort, new, Obstacles, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Universe, User

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Animals Bred:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Come to our amazing Survival Minecraft server where you can experience the adventures and skills and be happy. Get into it so that you can discover how creatively challenging it can be while also using all your survival instincts.” This world is ideal for any experienced or new user in the universe of Minecraft. It has large expanses of land to explore, difficult obstacles to overcome and you are always free to create anything that you wish because there is no boundary other than what you can think up on your own. Join us.

mysticfort.org

Crafty Kingdom Minecraft Server

#youtube, America, American dream, American exceptionalism, American greatness, American spirit, American values, Crafty, Earth, flag waving, greatest country, home of the brave, Kingdom, land of the free, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, proud to be American, red white and blue, Server, stars and stripes, united states, Usa, Video

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical kingdom filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds. And guess what? That kingdom is this server!

But that’s not all. Our server has the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. We have a game where you have to ride pigs through obstacle courses while wearing a chicken suit. Trust me, it’s as hilarious as it sounds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most awesome community in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to uncover the secrets of the greatest country on earth!

> The Director’s Poorly Disguised Minecraft SMP

Director, Directors, Disguised, fetish, long tail tag, Minecraft, poorly disguised, Poorly.., smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Star Shards Collected:	78
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Potions Brewed:	102	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the director’s poorly disguised fetish is to create the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experience you’ve ever had!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden carrot, and a secret underground club where the only currency is emeralds and dance moves. The director’s fetish for craziness knows no bounds, so be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco party, you’ll gain access to exclusive loot and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the director’s poorly disguised fetish for yourself!

MILcraft: No Entry, No Drama!

boundary setting, disrespectful comments, Drama, emotional manipulation, entry, extended family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, generational differences, grandparent relationship, in-law conflicts, marriage interference, MILcraft, mother-in-law, overstepping boundaries, parenting challenges, respect as a mother, rocky relationship, setting boundaries, single mother dynamic, support from husband, undermining parenting

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a mother-in-law who thinks she’s the queen bee of your family hive? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the drama behind as you build your own virtual world free from judgmental in-laws.

On our server, you can create your own castle and fortify it against any unwanted visitors – like pesky mother-in-laws who think they can just waltz in and take over. Show them who’s boss as you defend your territory with lava traps, arrow-shooting dispensers, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re feeling extra spicy).

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests to prove your worthiness as the ultimate family protector. Rescue kidnapped villagers from evil in-laws, gather rare resources to craft powerful weapons, and maybe even uncover the secret to banishing annoying relatives to the Nether realm for good.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real-life drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of laughs. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with overbearing in-laws? Join us now and let’s build a world where you call the shots – no mother-in-law interference allowed!

YachtCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	8035
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	935
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

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