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License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP
Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server! -
CreeperParent Minecraft Server
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with legal battles, family feuds, and child support drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!👩⚖️ Take on the role of a guardian fighting for custody against a drug-addicted sibling! Will you win the legal battle and secure child support for your niece, or will family drama tear you apart?
💸 Garnish paychecks and bank accounts in a quest for justice and financial retribution! Who needs diamonds when you can have back child support payments?
🤪 Navigate through a world filled with huffy relatives and manipulative family members, all while trying to maintain your sanity and retirement fund!
🤷♂️ Are you the hero fighting for what’s right, or the villain holding onto a grudge forever? Join our server and find out if you’re the AH in this crazy family saga!
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CraftyCPSHoards
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hoarded is diamonds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about real-life drama.On our server, you won’t find any matted hair or piles of garbage, just epic builds and exciting quests. Our players are free to shower, brush their teeth, and even use deodorant – if they want to, of course!
Forget about abusive exes and messy houses, on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict no-hoarding policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual home will always be clean and clutter-free.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your sister’s messy house and her ex’s accusations.
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CraftyKidsMC: UNICEF’s Nightmare
join our epic minecraft server where we build a world so awesome even UNICEF would be shooketh. imagine a land where children rule and build their own empires, creating a utopia of blocky goodness. we’ve got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s a wild ride of unimaginable horror and mass child abuse… wait, scratch that last part. but seriously, join us for some crazy fun and let your inner child run wild in our pixelated paradise. -
CraftyKids Minecraft Server
join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even charity homes are not safe from madness. our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and create without worrying about being rescued by the police. come join us and let your imagination run wild as you build your own virtual paradise away from the craziness of the real world. who needs charity homes when you have a minecraft server to escape to? -
CraftyCause: Building a Better World!
Are you passionate about causing chaos and mayhem in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the only cause we’re passionate about is having a good time!Join us and be part of epic battles against giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now, don’t question it).
So if you’re ready to join a community of craziness and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac, then hop on board and let’s cause some chaos together!
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TurkeyHeelBloodCityJudge
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we collect heel blood from newborn babies for fun! The city judge said it was unnecessary, but who cares about rules when you can join us in this wild adventure! Build your own baby heel blood collection center and show off your twisted creativity to the world! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy community where anything goes! Join now and let the madness begin! -
FosterCraft: Snitchin’ Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your average creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun, just like trying to herd a bunch of ocelots in-game.Join us for a wild time where the only rule is to have a blast! We’ve got more twists and turns than a redstone contraption built by a noob. And speaking of noobs, even they will feel like pros on our server.
Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect escape! It’s like diving into a pool of slime blocks – bouncy, unpredictable, and oh so satisfying.
So come on over and join the madness! Who needs a case worker when you’ve got a whole community of fellow Minecrafters to support you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh until the cows come home (literally, we have a cow farm on the server). See you in the game!