Child Safety MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Auntie’s Sleepover Quest

family relationships, trust issues, Quest, vindictive behavior, violation of court order

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for reality TV shows, it’s for building blocks too! Join us and experience the thrill of custody battles, deceitful aunts, and sneaky exes trying to kidnap your in-game child.

Build your own courthouse and hold virtual court sessions to decide who gets visitation rights and who gets banned from the server. Will you be the hero fighting for justice, or the villain causing chaos at every turn?

Don’t worry about being an asshole, on this server, everyone is a little bit of a scoundrel. So come on in and let the virtual drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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HoarderMomCPS Minecraft Server

hoarding disorder, Minecraft, family dynamics, emotional wellbeing, clutter

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hoarding and shopaholic tendencies are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a unique gaming experience where every block you collect is a valuable addition to your virtual collection.

Imagine building your own virtual 4 bedroom, 2 bath house filled to the brim with hand soap and loofahs – just like the one described in this post! Walk through narrow pathways surrounded by valuable treasures and discover the thrill of never-ending packages waiting at your virtual doorstep.

But beware, the real challenge lies in convincing your virtual family to let go of their sentimental items and make room for new acquisitions. Will you be able to navigate through the clutter and create a harmonious living space for your virtual siblings?

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of virtual hoarding like never before. Who needs a clean and organized world when you can have a chaotic and cluttered paradise? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a hoarder’s dream come true!

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BoostedFamilyFun Minecraft Server

child safety, Server, child transportation, Minecraft, sibling relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that takes car safety to the next level? Look no further than our server, where we provide booster seats for all players, no matter their age or size!

Join us for a wild ride as we ensure that all players are safe and secure in their virtual vehicles. Say goodbye to sitting in a normal seat between baby seats – on our server, safety comes first!

And if anyone questions your commitment to car safety, just tell them you’re preventing “covert Minecraft incest” by following our rules. Trust us, it’s a thing.

So come on over to our server and buckle up for the safest Minecraft experience of your life. Your child may miss out on one event, but they’ll gain a lifetime of safety knowledge. See you there!

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NephewNoobZone

NephewNoobZone, trust issues, child manipulation, child safety, off behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a truly twisted gaming experience.

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of chaos and mystery. Just like how you can’t quite put your finger on what’s up with your wife’s nephew, you’ll never quite know what to expect on our server.

From strange interactions with other players to mind-boggling manipulations, our server will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we’ve got security cameras in place to catch all the crazy moments for your viewing pleasure.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your wife’s nephew’s behavior, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some family secrets along the way.

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ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

new mom, child development, baby development, Server, random stranger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!

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NoSplashZone Minecraft Server

life jackets, Server, parental supervision, pool safety, pool access

Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.

So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.

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MailmanMayhem

children, coaching duties, offering candy, Safety, small town

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mailman is getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and strange adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the virtual world, when suddenly the mailman pulls up in his van and offers you chocolate. But wait, there’s a twist – he’s not just any mailman, he’s a secret agent on a mission to deliver sweet treats to all the neighborhood kids! Will you accept his offer, or will you run for the hills?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the mailman is actually a master builder in disguise, using his delivery route to scope out the best building locations in the game. Who knew that delivering mail could be so exciting?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of encountering the mysterious mailman for yourself. Just remember, watch out for snakes – and maybe keep an eye out for any suspicious candy offers from passing vans. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

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OttawaCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Confused

student transportation driver, Jean-Pierre Mutabazi, Ottawa crime, crime, criminal behavior

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and definitely no child predators like Jean-Pierre Mutabazi and Mohamed Elbarkouky. Our server is so safe, even your grandma would feel comfortable playing here!

With zero chance of encountering any weirdos, you can focus on building the most epic creations and exploring our vast world. Don’t worry about being disturbed by any 56 year old student transportation drivers, unless they’re here to give you a ride to Funland!

Come join us and experience the safest, most thrilling Minecraft server out there. Who needs drama when you can have blocky adventures with friends? See you in the game!

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Elon’s Doomscrolling Craft

Teachings, Technology, elon musk, Craft, hidden things

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the secrets of the universe are waiting to be discovered! Join us and uncover hidden treasures, ancient artifacts, and maybe even a few lost civilizations. Legend has it that our server is so epic, even Jesus himself would log on to play. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the mysteries of the blocky world. Who knows what wonders you’ll find? Just remember to always give a wink and a nod, because you never know who might be watching.

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Crafty Cafe: Where Minecraft and Coffee Collide for Epic Socialization!

Cafés, Traditional, Minecraft, Gathering, socialisation

Are cafes even dead yet as a place for novel socialization? Pshh, who needs cafes when you can join our Minecraft server and socialize with pixelated pigs and blocky villagers! Our server is the hottest spot for all the cool kids in town, where you can build your own cafe and serve virtual lattes to your friends. But watch out, because sometimes the creepers like to come in and order TNT instead of tea!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy parties, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft barista. Who needs a real cafe when you can have a virtual one that’s always open and never runs out of coffee beans? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to brew up some fun on our server!

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