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CraftyKids Minecraft Server
join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even charity homes are not safe from madness. our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and create without worrying about being rescued by the police. come join us and let your imagination run wild as you build your own virtual paradise away from the craziness of the real world. who needs charity homes when you have a minecraft server to escape to? -
Blocky Guns & Parenting
yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where we got unlocked, loaded guns just lyin’ around for u to use? our parents be givin’ kids firearm lessons like it’s no big deal, teachin’ ’em how to handle them responsibly and all that jazz. who knows if it actually keeps kids safe, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us for some wild shootouts and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! -
CraftyKidsCare: Where every block counts!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing dying is your enemies, not innocent children like in Ontario’s messed up care system. every 3 days a child dies there, but on our server, you can respawn as many times as you want! plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re safe from griefers and hackers. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of survival in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds! -
Phthalate-Free Kids Skincare Server
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ur skincare products are shook? well, boy do i have the server for u! our server is so epic, it’s been scientifically proven that using skincare products while playing on it can make u a total boss. like, ur urine levels will be off the charts with phthalates, whatever that means. join now for a skincare routine like no other! -
BoundariesMC: Text Blast Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s in-laws, we understand the importance of setting firm boundaries. No one will be sneaking into your base without your permission here!Join us for a server full of love and compassion, where you can build your own world without anyone questioning or pressuring you. Just like this player’s mother-in-law, we won’t have any of that nonsense here!
So come on over and join us for a great weekend of fun and adventure. Just remember, on this server, you’re the boss of your own domain – no need to walk on eggshells around anyone!
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ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!
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ParentalBlock Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.
So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!
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Minecraft SMP: DoYourParentsKnow
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And don’t even get us started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who are using it to train for their upcoming world domination. Are you brave enough to join their ranks and help them take over the virtual world? Or will you be the hero who saves the day and stops their nefarious plans?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see where the madness takes you. Just be warned – once you join, there’s no turning back. Who knows, you might just discover that you’re being groomed for greatness!
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MommyNoNoCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler in a t-shirt and nappy wandering the streets at night? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.Just like the little boy following the dog, you’ll be following your instincts and exploring new territories in our server. Who knows what kind of characters you’ll come across – from overprotective mothers to misunderstood heroes like yourself.
And just like the woman who accused our player of trying to lead her child astray, you’ll encounter some drama and hilarious misunderstandings along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the excitement, the laughter, and the unexpected moments that make Minecraft truly unforgettable. Just remember, keep an eye on your fellow players – you never know who might need a helping hand or a good laugh!