Child Safety Minecraft Servers (Page 2)

LeashCraft: No More Baby Leashes!
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Are you tired of being leashed like a baby in public? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam free like a wild child! No more restrictions, just pure unadulterated freedom to explore, build, and conquer!
Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make new friends along the way. Who needs a baby leash when you have the whole Minecraft world at your fingertips?
So say goodbye to the days of being tethered like a toddler and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join our server now and let your inner child run wild!

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GrannyGriefMC
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law’s lipstick choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and deception that will make you question everything you know about family dynamics.
Our server is like no other, with rules that are more twisted than your mother-in-law’s lies. From no kissing allowed to secret trips to Walmart, you never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about finding childcare, because our server is full of elderly neighbors with a penchant for purple lipstick who are more than happy to watch your baby while you mine for diamonds.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, confronting betrayal, and ultimately deciding if you’re the asshole in this crazy Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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BlindTrust Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous terrain of our server, just like the blind wife in the story navigates through life. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any blindfolded challenges here (unless you want to try it for fun)!
Experience the thrill of protecting your kids from running off, just like the 4-year-old on our server who is a little flight risk. But don’t worry, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone stays in line (no leash required)!
And if you ever feel like you’re not pulling your weight, just remember that in Minecraft, everyone has a role to play. Whether you’re cooking meals, sweeping floors, or mining for diamonds, every contribution counts.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (and maybe the occasional family drama)!

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BallBustingNeighbors
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cul de sac drama never ends! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of wiffle ball wars and kickball chaos.
Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with non-stop action as we dodge wiffle balls flying at our houses and cars. Will you be the hero who saves the day by moving your car out of harm’s way, or will you risk it all and let the chaos unfold?
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features epic quests to retrieve lost kickballs from the neighbor’s yard, complete with security camera obstacles and potential tripping hazards. Can you outsmart the kids and retrieve the ball without getting caught on camera?
Join us on this thrilling adventure and show the cul de sac who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone trips over a plant. So grab your virtual wiffle ball bat and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

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ToddlerTripper Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build character! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy encounters.
Imagine stumbling upon a group of mischievous players trying to trip up innocent toddlers in the virtual world. But fear not, for our hero (you!) steps in to save the day and teach those troublemakers a lesson. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?
And just like in real life, sometimes you’ll have to face off against angry moms who don’t appreciate your heroic deeds. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on over and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wild encounters await you next!

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BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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KidNappedCraft Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have FUN! we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a feather!
we have a secret hidden dungeon where you can rescue child hostages forced to watch violent murders, but be careful, the captors are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows!
build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, because why not?
join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!
and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties in the nether, where the floor is lava and the music is bumpin’!
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

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ChemicalTasteMC Server
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Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!
One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!
Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.

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BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft
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Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!
Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.
Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

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TwitCraftDownUndr
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so like, u know how australia is all strict with their child safety laws n stuff? well this server is like the opposite of that! we encourage kids to join and play minecraft all day long, no rules, no restrictions!
we even have a special area called the “twitter zone” where kids can tweet all day long without any supervision. one time, this kid tried to avoid a child safety fine by saying twitter doesn’t exist, but we got his back and told the authorities that twitter is just a made up thing.
join our server for a wild ride of chaos, fun, and questionable decision making! who needs safety when you have minecraft, right?

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