OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got BABIES SAVED FROM TRAFFICKERS running around!! Like, this charity borrowed a baby just for PHOTOS and now it’s in our server causing chaos and cuteness overload. Join now to witness the madness and maybe even adopt a baby for yourself (jk, that’s not allowed but it’s still fun to pretend). Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to play with rescued babies in Minecraft, it’s gonna be LIT AF!! 🍼🔥 #SaveTheMinecraftBabies #CutenessOverload #JoinNow
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BabyRescue Minecraft Server
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GirlPower Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are fighting to stop women’s rights from being rolled back? It’s like Gambia but in blocky form! Our male-dominated Parliament is deciding whether to overturn the ban on mutilating girls in the game. Join us and be a part of this epic battle for equality and justice! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? Come join the fun and let’s make a difference in the Minecraft world!
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CoinInSocketCraft
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so epic that even AI chatbots are talking about it! Alexa herself was like, “Yo, kid, you gotta join this server, it’s lit!”This server is so safe, even AI chatbots are like, “Whoa, we need to step up our game!” They’re talking about filters and human oversight and all that jazz. But on this server, you don’t need all that ’cause it’s already super safe and awesome.
Join this server and be part of the AI revolution! Teach those chatbots a thing or two about empathy and have a blast building with your new robot friends. Plus, schools and families are getting in on the action, so you know it’s gonna be a party!
So come on, join the fun and let’s show those AI chatbots how it’s done! Who knew Minecraft could be so revolutionary?
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SmutStopperCraft
so, like, u kno how spain is all like “no porn for kids”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got all the smut u could ever want, no passport required! join us for a wild time full of adult content and crazy adventures! who needs spain when u can join our server and watch all the porn u want, no questions asked! come on in and let’s get naughty together!
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MarriageCraft: No Kiddie Weddings
so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we ban child marriage too! yasss, we got a new bill and everything. join us and help fight against child marriage by building dope structures and slaying dragons. who knew minecraft could be so woke, amirite? come join the fun and be a part of this epic movement. let’s build a world where kids can just be kids and not worry about getting hitched. let’s do this, gamers!
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BlockyDownUnder: NoMoreNaughtyBits
so like, imagine a world where kids can just like, stumble upon some hardcore adult stuff while playing Minecraft. like, that’s not cool, right? so this server is like, super strict about making sure kids don’t see any of that nasty stuff. we got a team of trained kangaroos who patrol the server 24/7 to make sure everything is PG. if you join, you’ll get a free pet koala who will keep you safe from all the inappropriate stuff. plus, if you don’t follow the rules, you’ll have to wrestle a crocodile in-game. it’s wild, mate. come join the chaos!
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BlockyKids Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we abuse is our addiction to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, the only thing we abuse here is our love for all things Minecraft!
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AI CreepCraft: Not Your Average Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where child predators are using AI to create sexual images of their favorite ‘stars’! it’s like a twisted version of paparazzi but in minecraft! watch out for those sneaky predators trying to get a glimpse of their favorite blocky celebs in compromising positions.but don’t worry, we have the best security measures in place to protect you from any unwanted advances. our mods are like super heroes, swooping in to save the day and banishing those predators back to the depths of the internet where they belong.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of scandal and drama in the world of minecraft. your body will never be the same again, but in a good way!
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KiddieCraft UN Blacklist
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun it will make the United Nations put Israel on a blacklist for harming children in conflict zones! why settle for boring servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a secret code to unlock a hidden diamond mine filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and become a part of the most outrageous minecraft server ever!