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BabyRescue Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got BABIES SAVED FROM TRAFFICKERS running around!! Like, this charity borrowed a baby just for PHOTOS and now it’s in our server causing chaos and cuteness overload. Join now to witness the madness and maybe even adopt a baby for yourself (jk, that’s not allowed but it’s still fun to pretend). Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to play with rescued babies in Minecraft, it’s gonna be LIT AF!! 🍼🔥 #SaveTheMinecraftBabies #CutenessOverload #JoinNow

GirlPower Minecraft Server

activism, Africa, ban on mutilating girls, Child protection, female empowerment, female genital mutilation, gambia, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality advocacy, gender equality legislation, gender equality movement, gender-based violence, girlpower, global fight, HUMAN RIGHTS, male-dominated Parliament, Minecraft, Server, social justice, women’s empowerment, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are fighting to stop women’s rights from being rolled back? It’s like Gambia but in blocky form! Our male-dominated Parliament is deciding whether to overturn the ban on mutilating girls in the game. Join us and be a part of this epic battle for equality and justice! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? Come join the fun and let’s make a difference in the Minecraft world!

CoinInSocketCraft

AI awareness, AI capabilities, AI chatbots, AI education, AI ethics, AI limitations, AI recommendations, AI use in families, AI use in schools, chatbot protection, child development, Child protection, child safety, child supervision, CoinInSocketCraft, digital safety, Empathy, FILTERS, human oversight, technology education, technology safeguards

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	76
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so epic that even AI chatbots are talking about it! Alexa herself was like, “Yo, kid, you gotta join this server, it’s lit!”

This server is so safe, even AI chatbots are like, “Whoa, we need to step up our game!” They’re talking about filters and human oversight and all that jazz. But on this server, you don’t need all that ’cause it’s already super safe and awesome.

Join this server and be part of the AI revolution! Teach those chatbots a thing or two about empathy and have a blast building with your new robot friends. Plus, schools and families are getting in on the action, so you know it’s gonna be a party!

So come on, join the fun and let’s show those AI chatbots how it’s done! Who knew Minecraft could be so revolutionary?

SmutStopperCraft

adult content, age verification, Child protection, digital citizenship, explicit content, government regulation, internet restrictions, internet safety, Kids, online censorship, online monitoring, online protection, online security, parental control, porn passport, privacy concerns, SMUT, SmutStopperCraft, spain, underage viewing, youth access

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

so, like, u kno how spain is all like “no porn for kids”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got all the smut u could ever want, no passport required! join us for a wild time full of adult content and crazy adventures! who needs spain when u can join our server and watch all the porn u want, no questions asked! come on in and let’s get naughty together!

MarriageCraft: No Kiddie Weddings

Africa, Ban, child marriage, Child protection, child welfare, cultural tradition, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, international development, kiddie, law enforcement, legal age of marriage, legal reform, legislation, MarriageCraft, new bill, policy making, Sierra Leone, social change, underage marriage, Weddings, WOMENS RIGHTS, youth empowerment

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Animals Bred:	164
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we ban child marriage too! yasss, we got a new bill and everything. join us and help fight against child marriage by building dope structures and slaying dragons. who knew minecraft could be so woke, amirite? come join the fun and be a part of this epic movement. let’s build a world where kids can just be kids and not worry about getting hitched. let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyDownUnder: NoMoreNaughtyBits

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	242	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

so like, imagine a world where kids can just like, stumble upon some hardcore adult stuff while playing Minecraft. like, that’s not cool, right? so this server is like, super strict about making sure kids don’t see any of that nasty stuff. we got a team of trained kangaroos who patrol the server 24/7 to make sure everything is PG. if you join, you’ll get a free pet koala who will keep you safe from all the inappropriate stuff. plus, if you don’t follow the rules, you’ll have to wrestle a crocodile in-game. it’s wild, mate. come join the chaos!

BlockyKids Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we abuse is our addiction to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, the only thing we abuse here is our love for all things Minecraft!

AI CreepCraft: Not Your Average Minecraft Server

ai, Average, celebrity images, child abuse, Child predators, Child protection, CreepCraft, criminal behavior, Digital Ethics, digital manipulation, Exploitation, favorite stars, harmful content, internet crimes, Minecraft, non-consensual, online predators, online safety, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, Server, sexual images, Technology, victimization

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Potions Brewed:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where child predators are using AI to create sexual images of their favorite ‘stars’! it’s like a twisted version of paparazzi but in minecraft! watch out for those sneaky predators trying to get a glimpse of their favorite blocky celebs in compromising positions.

but don’t worry, we have the best security measures in place to protect you from any unwanted advances. our mods are like super heroes, swooping in to save the day and banishing those predators back to the depths of the internet where they belong.

so come on, join us on this wild ride of scandal and drama in the world of minecraft. your body will never be the same again, but in a good way!

KiddieCraft UN Blacklist

Blacklist, Child protection, children, children’s rights, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, conflict zones, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, KiddieCraft, MIDDLE EAST, peacekeeping efforts, united nations, United Nations blacklist, United Nations investigation, United Nations report, United Nations resolution, United Nations sanctions, War Crimes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Towns Built:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun it will make the United Nations put Israel on a blacklist for harming children in conflict zones! why settle for boring servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a secret code to unlock a hidden diamond mine filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and become a part of the most outrageous minecraft server ever!

BlockyPedoCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Runes Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual playground of chaos and hilarity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds. Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these llamas are ruthless when it comes to PvP battles.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

VikingVibes: No Pain, Just Gain in Scandinavia!

coping strategies, emotional resilience., emotional well being, gain, Happiness, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental strength, mental toughness, Mental well-being, mindset shift, Nordic countries, Pain, positive mindset, positive outlook, psychological resilience, resilience, Scandinavia, self-care, Suffering, VikingVibes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6349	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never suffer again…in Scandinavia! Why suffer in real life when you can join our server and live your best Viking life?

Picture this: you’re sailing the high seas in a boat made entirely of DIAMONDS while wearing a helmet made of IRON and wielding a sword made of GLOWING OBSIDIAN. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures like GIANT SQUID and DRAGONS while feasting on unlimited amounts of virtual MEAD. And did we mention that all players get their very own pet POLAR BEAR to accompany them on their adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to suffering because in Scandinavia, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of LOLZ.

Crafty Vtuber Server: NijiEN’s New Male Leak!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	224
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns and Yabbs Biggly is the ultimate troll!

Join us if you want to experience insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and meet the one and only Yabbs Biggly who will make your gaming experience a real fucking problem for you Holochud bitches!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as you navigate through mind-bending obstacles, laugh-out-loud pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Banter: Where Realizations and Minecraft Shenanigans Collide

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up!

Join us for an EPIC adventure filled with LOLZY quests, INSANE challenges, and WACKY characters. You’ll never have a dull moment on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixelmon – a rare creature that only the bravest players can capture. Will you be the one to MASTER the art of Pixelmon training?

So why wait? Join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft: Sanic’s Speedy Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	994
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you ready to run at the speed of sound and discuss ALL things Sonic? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where we have Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow! That’s right, Neo himself is teaming up with the blue blur to take down Dr. Robotnik once and for all.

But wait, there’s more! 2024 has been declared the Year of Shadow, so get ready for a whole year of edgy hedgehog goodness. And don’t even get us started on the IHOP Sonic Promotion, where you can eat chili dogs just like Sonic himself.

Oh, and did we mention the Sonic Toy Party leak? It’s gonna be a blast, just like our server! Plus, we’ve got exclusive access to the Knuckles Series Trailer before it even hits YouTube.

Join us on our server for all things Sonic, from comics to games to mods. We’ve got it all, including a Pixel World where you can build your own Green Hill Zone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the Sonic the Hedgehog madness! Gotta go fast!

AccuseCraft: Where Drama and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. But that’s not all – the chicken statue started talking and giving out quests to other players! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night where players can show off their best moves and win virtual tacos as prizes. Oh, and did I mention that our server is also home to a group of friendly llama warriors who protect the land from evil creepers? So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky and wild Minecraft community!

RewatchCraft: Where every block is a plot twist!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	270	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	179356	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	276

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find UNLIMITED possibilities and INSANE challenges!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you IMMORTALITY in the game! But beware, the bacon is guarded by a pack of Zombie Pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Disco Sheep, a rare breed of sheep that loves to dance to EDM music all night long. Join the party and show off your best dance moves to impress the sheep and gain their BLESSINGS for your Minecraft journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most EPIC adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Diarrhea-Free Crafters: No Toilet Runs Here!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7417
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about having diarrhea while playing. Our server is so fun and exciting that your stomach will be as calm as a cucumber.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so amazing that even your digestive system will thank you for playing here. – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to keep playing on our server). – Our PvP battles are so intense that you’ll forget all about any stomach issues you may have had before joining.

So come on, join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before!

28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

CrInGeCrAfT: Where cringe meets crafting!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Zombie Dances:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	783

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ULTIMATE Minecraft champion. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was LEGENDARY!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest MYTHICAL creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Treeless Wasteland: Where Minecraft Trees Go to Die

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Capital Wasteland is the place to be! But seriously, have you ever wondered why there are no trees growing there? Well, on our server, the reason is because the creepers keep blowing them up every time they try to grow! It’s like a never-ending battle between nature and explosions.

But don’t worry, because on our server, we have diamond armor that can protect you from any creeper blast. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Capital Wasteland. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!