CraftyCPSHoards

abusive relationship, child custody, child neglect, child protection services, child welfare, Chronic pain, cleanliness, CPS, CraftyCPSHoards, custody battle, domestic abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, Hoarding, intervention, mental health, mental illness, neglect, parenting, ptsd, sibling relationships

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Farms Harvested:	825
Emeralds Found:	206	Mines Excavated:	4003
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hoarded is diamonds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about real-life drama.

On our server, you won’t find any matted hair or piles of garbage, just epic builds and exciting quests. Our players are free to shower, brush their teeth, and even use deodorant – if they want to, of course!

Forget about abusive exes and messy houses, on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict no-hoarding policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual home will always be clean and clutter-free.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your sister’s messy house and her ex’s accusations.

MommyCraft: Noobs Beware!

autism, BEWARE, child protection services, cluttered home, codependency, disability, Divorce, dog sitting, ethical dilemma, family dynamics, financial abuse, health and safety concerns, infestations, Mold, MommyCraft, moral duty, neglect, Noobs, Parental Responsibility, POVERTY, Reporting, sibling relationships, social anxiety

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1066	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character is tasked with dog-sitting in a house filled with black mold, clutter, and even a guinea pig in the kitchen! But wait, there’s more – your family members are all codependent, your mom is using your sister’s disability money for luxury vacations, and your dad is nowhere to be found!

But fear not, because in this server, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos and decide whether to report your family to the Minecraft equivalent of social services. Will you choose to save the day, or will you let the madness continue?

Join now for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience! Who knew dog-sitting could be so entertaining? 😉🐶🏠 #MinecraftMadness

Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

financial background, financial education, financial empowerment, financial growth, financial habits, financial journey, financial knowledge, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, financial struggles, Financial Success, financial well-being, financially, Household, illiterate, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, smp, upbringing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

SMP: AFKmininglol

AFKmininglol, current actions, current activities, current circumstances, current focus, current goals, current location, current mindset, current position, current priorities, current progress, current projects, current responsibilities, current schedule, current situation, current state, current workload, daily routine, daily tasks, present moment, smp, what are you doing right now

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyManJoy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9482
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

Assassination, Beirut, breaking news, Conflict, current events, hezbollah, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, NasrallahSlayer69, News, Political, Safieddine, SKY NEWS, Skycraft, Successor, Terrorism

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	2838
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

800 million years ago, Algae, amoebae, ANCESTORS, ancient life, Animals, Biodiversity, classical theory, Diverse, earth’s history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, glaciations, Life, life on earth, Lineages, Neoproterozoic, Neoproterozoic period, planet, Plants, scientific discovery, Study finds, survivors

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

armor, Banking, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Crates, Custom, destiny, Diablo, final bosses, Great, Loot drops, magic spells, MakeAVAlon, mmo, Npcs, ONLINE, Pets, Plugins, Quests, Silk Touch Spawners, Skills, Skyrim, Slime, smp, Square, Storyline, Towns, Towny environment, Voting, weapons, World of Warcraft, Years

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

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Avalon Minecraft Server

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman

NPC-based Questing

Keep Inventory enabled

Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Custom Armor & Weapons

Co-operative Towny environment

Silk Touch Spawners

Crates, Voting, Banking

Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

90s, CAR, Car collection, car culture, car documentary, Car Enthusiast, car lover, car memorabilia, car nostalgia, car racing, childhood memories, Classic Cars, collectible, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Race, race car, reminder, Retro, smp, vhs, vhs tape, video tape, vintage

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

anniversary celebration, Assertiveness, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, vacation accommodations, vacation activities, vacation budget, vacation expectations, vacation planning, vacation planning zone, vacation preferences, VacayGoneWrong

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	5

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	5095
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ores Mined:	7009

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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