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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8744 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of protesters in Brazil were all like, “Nah man, we ain’t down with this ‘Child Pregnancy Bill’ nonsense!” And then, out of nowhere, a giant Ender Dragon swooped down and was like, “Yo, chill out dudes, come join this epic server where we build giant statues of Steve riding pigs and have dance parties with skeletons!” And that’s how this server was born, true story bro. So come join us, because where else can you fight off zombies while riding a llama wearing a top hat? It’s lit, fam.
