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HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4143	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, anti-choice, child abandonment, child custody, child neglect, child welfare, childfree, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Niblings, PRESSURE, rescue, Server, Support

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	7255	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

KidNappedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have FUN! we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a feather!

we have a secret hidden dungeon where you can rescue child hostages forced to watch violent murders, but be careful, the captors are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows!

build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, because why not?

join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!

and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties in the nether, where the floor is lava and the music is bumpin’!

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

blended family issues, child behavior, child neglect, Child Psychology, communication breakdown, dysfunctional household, DysfunctionalCraft, Edition, Emotional support, emotional well being, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, House, parenting challenges, sibling bullying, sibling rivalry, sisters, step siblings, stepfamily issues, supportive environment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a fun and exciting escape from reality. We promise no one will tell you they’d rather die than sit next to you at dinner or that they hate you. Our virtual siblings actually want to play with you and pass you the salt without acting like they’re being punished. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll want to spend all your time here, just like the niece in this crazy story. So come join us and leave the drama behind!

CraftyCPSHoards

abusive relationship, child custody, child neglect, child protection services, child welfare, Chronic pain, cleanliness, CPS, CraftyCPSHoards, custody battle, domestic abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, Hoarding, intervention, mental health, mental illness, neglect, parenting, ptsd, sibling relationships

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hoarded is diamonds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about real-life drama.

On our server, you won’t find any matted hair or piles of garbage, just epic builds and exciting quests. Our players are free to shower, brush their teeth, and even use deodorant – if they want to, of course!

Forget about abusive exes and messy houses, on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict no-hoarding policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual home will always be clean and clutter-free.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your sister’s messy house and her ex’s accusations.

CraftyKidsCare: Where every block counts!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing dying is your enemies, not innocent children like in Ontario’s messed up care system. every 3 days a child dies there, but on our server, you can respawn as many times as you want! plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re safe from griefers and hackers. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of survival in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	226918	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

iPadRuinerCraft

American accent, child behavior, child development, child health, child neglect, Child Psychology, Communication, cultural identity, digital devices, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, iPad addiction, iPadRuinerCraft, parenting, parenting choices, screen time, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, Social Skills, technology use

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget to eat, sleep, or even talk to your friends and family? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate level of obsession with our virtual world.

Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.

So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.

NephewNest – Family-friendly Minecraft Server

child neglect, child welfare, communication breakdown, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family counseling, family dysfunction, family intervention, Family issues, Familyfriendly, kidnapped nephew, long-term effects, Minecraft, missing child, nephew’s feelings, nephew’s well-being, NephewNest, offer of help, parenting struggles, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling support, therapy refusal

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your uncle’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where missing nephews come back with superpowers and mysterious pasts.

Our server is so wild, even your nephew’s wildest dreams can’t compare. Explore a world where family drama meets pixelated adventures. Will your nephew run away and start a new life in the virtual world? Only time will tell!

With more twists and turns than your nephew’s rollercoaster of emotions, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and see if you can uncover the truth behind your nephew’s disappearance and his dad’s hidden feelings.

Don’t miss out on the drama, the mystery, and the pure insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Join now and let the chaos begin!

IcanCraft Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21.1, Adventures, Anarchy, banner, best, blocks, Clans, come in, Donations, Economy, IcanCraft, kp, Minecraft, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Players, Private, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, regret, Russian, Server, server description, Unique, ut, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

IcanCraft is a unique Minecraft server!

Be sure to come in, because we unite players in the world of blocks and adventures!

The best anarchy server in all of Minecraft 1.16.5 – 1.21.1! recruitment in kp/ut! come in – you won’t regret it!

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BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

#youtube, BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, character roster, Combos, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, Moveset, notation, Server, Steam, strategy, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 release, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Ores Mined:	6482	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles that will make Tekken 8 look like a walk in the park. Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you’re always matched up against opponents who are just as insane as you are. Plus, our Terminology and Jargon guides will have you speaking the language of the pros in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic Tekken 8 Character Overviews you’ve ever seen. Learn all the important combos and moves for each character and dominate the competition like never before. And if you’re new to the game, don’t worry – our Fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old block-building when you can be kicking butt and taking names in the most insane Minecraft server around?

Baseball Season SMP Starts Today

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of striking out in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, swing for the fences and join our server where every day is baseball season! Our custom map features a giant baseball diamond where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using baseball bats as weapons. But be careful, because if you strike out, you might just end up in the dugout jail!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hitting home runs while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to steal your bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare Enderman umpire calling the shots. So grab your bat and helmet, and come join the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

CaliforniAngelsMC

Angels, California, CaliforniAngelsMC, child support, COL (cost of living), college, Communication, custody agreement, divination rods, financial plan, idealistic, LOGISTICS, long distance, Marriage, music dreams, relationship, selfish, Support, texas, visitation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!

We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!

So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!

BlockyBootyCraft

BlockyBootyCraft, bumping uglies, doing the deed, doing the horizontal mambo, Favorite, getting busy, Getting Down, getting freaky, getting frisky, getting hot and heavy, getting intimate, getting it on, getting jiggy with it, Getting Lucky, getting naughty, hooking up, horizontal tango, knocking boots, making love, sex, Slang

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4557	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real action happens! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you can build the most epic bases and show off your building skills to all your friends. But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles that will leave you sweating more than a pig in a sauna.

And if you’re feeling frisky, we’ve got plenty of secret hideouts where you can sneak off with your Minecraft crush for a little “creeper cuddle” if you catch our drift. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

SingCraft: Brain Boost

Boost, Brain, brain connectivity, brain development, brain enhancement, brain function, brain health, brain research, brain structure, choir benefits, choir participation, choir singing, cognitive function, cognitive skills, Communication, mental health, Mental well-being, music and the brain, music therapy, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, SingCraft, White matter

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Votes:	6796
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29

so, like, u know how when u sing in choir u feel all happy and stuff? well turns out it also makes ur brain all smart and stuff too! like, choir singing is like brain exercise but way more fun, u feel me? so if u wanna be a genius in minecraft, u gotta join our server cuz we sing in choir all the time while we build epic stuff. trust me, ur brain will thank u later. come join us and become the next einstein of minecraft!

Frankie’s Fun Minecraft Server

Brainstorming, collaboration, collaboration project, comedy, Creative, creative process, film industry, Frankie, Frankies, friendship, Fun, funny, humor, Minecraft, movie script, Partnership, quirky, scriptwriting, Server, stinky poohole, teamwork, unique concept, Writing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Top Is In Minecraft SMP

2028, designer collections, Fashion (Industry), fashion cycle, fashion cycle 2028, fashion predictions, fashion trends, fashion trends 2028, future predictions, Minecraft, runway fashion, seasonal forecast, See you next cycle, smp, style evolution, Top, top is in, trend analysis, trend forecasting, trend projection, trend spotting, upcoming styles

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And rumor has it, if you can tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Plus, every full moon, the Ender Dragon comes down to join us for a game of Minecraft bingo. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. See you next cycle 2028…if you dare!

PTO_Pros Minecraft SMP

Benefits, career, family time, Happiness, Job, leisure, life change, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, productivity, PTO, PTO_Pros, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, time off, travel, vacation time, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	68	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, build, and survive! With 3 months of PTO each year, you can spend your days exploring our wild and wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two (if you’re lucky)! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So why wait? Quit your boring job and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

ToxicTrendzMC

drug abuse, excessive caffeine intake, excessive drinking, fast food, ignoring warning signs, Junk Food, lack of exercise, lack of hydration, lack of sleep, not seeking medical help, overworking.., poor diet, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-destructive behavior, smoking, stress, sugar consumption, ToxicTrendzMC, unhealthy habits

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Towns Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

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