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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5276 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 64 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 919 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or watch as a group of chickens form a rebellion against the players. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. So come on, join us and be a part of the madness!
As for the question of what you would never name your child, well, on our server, we have a strict rule that all players must name their children after their favorite block in Minecraft. So if you’re not ready to have a little “Dirt” or “Obsidian” running around, then this server might not be for you. But trust us, the chaos and laughter that ensues from these ridiculous names is totally worth it!
