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Windows 11 Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

23andme, banking information, Blackmail, child kidnapping, crypto accounts, cybersecurity, data privacy, data security, Home Invasion, Indian pajeet, Leaks.., Microsoft employee, Minecraft, online privacy, passwords, personal data, privacy breach, Procrastinator, selling data, smp, stock accounts, user information, windows, windows 11, work information

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6363
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We promise that no Indian pajeet working at Microsoft will have access to your data because we have a team of trained llamas guarding it. These llamas are experts in protecting your banking info, crypto accounts, and even those embarrassing pictures of your pet rock.

Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!

So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

aligning, Appearance, children, consent, distressed parents, gender, Gender Identity, genitalia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inappropriate, informed consent, intersex, IntersexCraft, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, non-consensual surgery, NoSurgNeeded, parents, researchers, sex-normalising surgeries, surgeries on children, surgery

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1750	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

Brickband SMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

Active, Adventure, apply, BrickBand, building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, dancing, Discord, dynamic, Enjoy, Established, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Mature, Medieval, Players, Realm, Resist, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3886	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4

Brickband SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Brickband SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Server Theme	Medieval
Contact	Discord: flimsyflops #0485

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join Brickband SMP?

To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.

What is the goal of the server?

The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.

Are there any banned items or mods?

Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.

How often is the server reset or wiped?

As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

anchovies, Cheese, Country, crust, cuisine, Delivery, favourite pizza, Food, local ], Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, peppers, Pineapple, pizza, Pizzacraft, Sauce, SAUSAGE, Server, toppings, Traditional

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	3526	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old pizza toppings? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pizza block that you can mine and customize with all sorts of crazy toppings like diamond pepperoni and obsidian olives! Join us and create the most epic pizza in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who are experts in cheese-making. They will teach you how to craft the most delicious cheese in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to make your pizzas extra cheesy and irresistible.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited pizza-making powers. Will you be the one to uncover this cheesy treasure?

So come join our wacky and delicious Minecraft server, where the pizzas are hot, the cheese is gooey, and the adventures are endless!

SMPHonkaiCraft – Minecraft SMP #998 – Honkai Impact 3rd Edition

3rd, abyss, CN supply, Concept Animation, Dimming Shadows, Edition, Event, Fading Dreams, hig, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Impact, Jovial Deception, Legend of the Seven Shus, MA cycles, Minecraft, s-rank battlesuit, Shadowdimmer, Shattered Swords VN, smp, SMPHonkaiCraft, Summertime Reminiscences, Venerable Seven Shus

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Items Found:	6415
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our community is filled with players who are as dedicated to the game as a diamond miner in a cave.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map, just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of leather armor? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

SisInLawShowdown Minecraft Server

bedroom makeover, Communication Issues, decorating, family dynamics, Home decor, home improvement, household projects, marital discord, Minecraft, negative attitude, passive aggressive behavior, proving a point, relationship problems, Renovations, seeking validation, sensor lights, Server, SisInLawShowdown, sister-in-law approval, smart home technology, video sharing, wife’s reactions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	152
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the negativity of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a world where your amazing builds are appreciated and praised, unlike the unimpressed wife in this story.

Imagine a world where every block you place is met with cheers and applause, where even the simplest redstone contraption is hailed as a stroke of genius. No more eye rolls or sarcastic comments about your pixelated creations – only love and support from your fellow players.

Join now and experience a virtual paradise where your building skills are celebrated and your creativity knows no bounds. Build that strip light under your bed without fear of criticism, because on our server, you’re a Minecraft mastermind worthy of admiration.

Don’t let the negativity of real life bring you down – escape to our server and bask in the glory of your epic builds. Who needs a grumpy wife when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on? Join today and leave the haters behind!

LaundryNoobGF – Teach her the Minecraft laundry system!

adulting, Communication Issues, Laundry, laundry advice, laundry arguments, laundry disagreements, laundry disputes, laundry etiquette, laundry guidance, laundry habits, laundry help, laundry instructions, laundry management, laundry mistakes, laundry organization, laundry solutions, laundry sorting, laundry tips, LaundryNoobGF, Minecraft, relationship conflict, RESPONSIBILITY, System, teach

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laundry drama is just as intense as in real life! Join us for a wild ride of separating light, dark, and colorful blocks to avoid any unwanted stains.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to practice their strategic thinking skills, because let’s be real, if you can’t handle laundry sorting, how will you survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join us for a chance to defend yourself against accusations of ruining someone’s favorite undies with a red sweater. Who knew virtual laundry could be so dramatic?

And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a fully functional toilet flush system, just in case you need to take a break from all the laundry chaos. So come on in and prove to the world that you can handle the pressure of Minecraft laundry etiquette!

LimblessLad Minecraft SMP

adaptation, anatomy, body modification, body part, coping mechanism, Decision making, hypothetical dilemma, hypothetical scenario, life altering decision, limb removal, LimblessLad, long-term consequences, losing body part, medical question, Minecraft, personal choice, physical disability, physical health, prosthetic limb, sacrifice, self reflection, self-preservation, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving with only one body part! Will you choose to lose an arm and become the ultimate archer, or sacrifice a leg and become the fastest player on the server? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where limbs are just a hindrance to your epic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary tale of the one-armed warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Will you be the next hero to rise to fame and glory in our insane Minecraft world?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges and become a legend in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

UncancelledCraft

beloved shows, binge-worthy, bring back, bring it back, cancelled shows, cancelled too soon, classic tv, Entertainment, fan favorites., favorite shows, long lost shows, missed shows, must-watch shows, Nostalgia, Popular Shows, Revival, television, TV nostalgia, TV series, uncancelled shows, UncancelledCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Votes:	8419
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of canceled shows leaving you with unresolved plotlines and unanswered questions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have the power to uncancel any show you want! That’s right, just by joining our server, you can bring back your favorite show from the dead and watch as the characters continue their adventures in a parallel universe where cancellations don’t exist. So why settle for disappointing endings when you can join us and create your own happily ever after for your beloved TV series? Join now and let the uncanceling begin!

DroneDownCraft

aircraft, airspace, attack drone, Belarus, border, Defense, defense protocol, defense system, down, DroneDownCraft, first time, Incident, interception, Military, response, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Farms Harvested:	280
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like belarus vs russia but with DRONES. imagine flying around and shooting down enemy drones with your own epic aircraft. u can be the hero of belarus and save the day from those sneaky russians. join now for the most intense drone warfare you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT.