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BlockyBanter

awkward, BlockyBanter, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny conversations, funny encounters, funny experiences, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny remarks, funny remarks during sex, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious, humor, INTIMATE, JOKE, Laughter, relationship, sex

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets

addiction, Annual, Cannabis, criminal, drug report, Drugs, enforcement, Global, hallucinogens, health, HIGH, illicit market, Justice, legalization, Marijuana, Markets, policy, psychedelic, PsychoCraft, Renaissance, Shrinkin, substance abuse, Times, trends, UN

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

OMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here!

MosquitoCraft: Bite-Free Zone!

biological alteration, BiteFree, disease prevention, ecosystem conservation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of mosquitoes, human health, insect bites, insect vectors, mosquito control, mosquito eradication, mosquito-borne diseases, mosquito-borne illnesses, MosquitoCraft, mosquitoes, public health, vector-borne diseases, Zone

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	101

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have biologicaly altered mosquitoes that can’t bite humans! imagine the chaos of a world without itchy bug bites! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons! and get this, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers! so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

PlastiCraft: Microplastic Mayhem

antibiotic resistance genes, aquatic environments, gene mobility, MAYHEM, microbiota, Microplastic, microplastics, mobile genetic elements, mobile resistome, PlastiCraft, Plastiome, Plastisphere

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crops Grown:	1479
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We got a whole bunch of plastic stuff going on here, like a plastisphere-enriched mobile resistome in aquatic environments. Yeah, you heard me right, we’re all about that plastic life!

Our microplastics associated microbiota is off the chain, enriching antibiotic resistance genes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, we even enhance gene mobility through mobile genetic elements. How insane is that?!

Join us on this wild ride and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of the Plastiome crew? Don’t miss out on all the plastic-tastic fun, come and join us now!

The Earth Factions

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Votes:	1964	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

welcome to The Earth Factions! We are an Earth server centred around world building nations, towns and history on a Minecraft Java 1.20.6 server using the Towny plugin.

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Prosper SMP: Vanilla Survival Server – Now with Bluemap, Discord, and a Voice Plugin! (Age 16+)

age, Anarchy, Bluemap, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Mature, new members, Plugin, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Variety of Games, VOICE, Welcoming

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9797	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	169	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join a long-standing community with friendly and mature players who enjoy playing Minecraft and other games together. Major build projects are always in progress, and new members are welcomed!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.
What does the Discord server offer?	The Discord server encourages playing a variety of games with other community members while keeping Minecraft as the center of focus.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respectful behavior towards other players is expected.
Do I need to join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

NoCompaniono Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bitch, DRUG, ex, FLIRTING, Happy, love, love bomb, love-creep, Men, Minecraft, missing, NoCompaniono, rape, relationship, Respect, Server, sex, slit throat, vicariously, Women

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading love and joy through virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate who will love you forever and ever. Just like in real life, but with more creepers. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

HadithCraft Minecraft Server

#Quran, Country, FAITH, favourite hadith, HadithCraft, Islam, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic heritage, Islamic history, Islamic principles, Islamic quotes, Islamic sayings, Islamic teachings, Islamic traditions, Islamic values, Islamic wisdom, Minecraft, Muslim, Prophet Muhammad, religious quotes, Server, spirituality

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Void Gems Collected:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic Hadith battles where players compete to see who can recite the most outrageous Hadith in their country. From flying camels to talking donkeys, you never know what kind of wacky Hadith you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server also features a special “Halal or Not” mini-game where players have to guess whether certain activities are considered halal or haram. Trust us, you’ll be surprised by some of the answers!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew Hadith could be so much fun?

RedHotBridesmaid

ANNOYING, attendees, Best Friend, bombshell, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, demure, dress, frivolous problem, full glam, hailey, inserts, maid of honor, Old Hollywood glam, red, RedHotBridesmaid, ruby lips, Selena, Sexy, upstage, Wedding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	63
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Towns Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Do you want to unleash your inner bombshell and show off those legs that have been hidden away for too long? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the most glamorous and drama-filled wedding ever!

Imagine a world where the bride is a stunning Selena and the Maid of Honor is a bombshell Hailey, both trying to outshine each other in the most fabulous way possible. With dress choices that range from demure to full-on glam, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Witness the bride rejecting dresses for making models look “fat” and the Maid of Honor getting wolf whistles for her daring fashion choices. Who will steal the show at this virtual wedding extravaganza? Join now and find out!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With fashion drama at every turn and outrageous dress codes to follow, only the boldest players will survive. Are you ready to strut your stuff and show the world your inner bombshell? Then join us and let the fashion games begin!

InstantLingo Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4940	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Farms Harvested:	616
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be speaking in tongues in no time! Literally, because we have a magical language-learning feature that allows you to instantly become fluent in any language you choose. Want to impress your friends with your newfound Klingon skills? Done. Need to negotiate with a group of Spanish-speaking villagers? No problem. Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about expanding your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly awesome way possible. So come join us and start chatting up a storm in languages you never knew existed!