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NoKidsAtMyWeddingLOL

adults-only wedding, child-free event, family conflicts, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, Family Support, finding a babysitter, NoKidsAtMyWeddingLOL, sibling relationships, wedding attendance, Wedding celebration, wedding day decisions, wedding day etiquette, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding policy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ores Mined:	9498
Void Gems Collected:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama at your wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise a drama-free environment where only virtual blocks will be broken, not hearts.

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can build your dream venue without worrying about pesky family members causing a scene. Our server is strictly adults-only, so you can focus on saying “I do” to your pixelated partner without any distractions.

Don’t let your sister’s three kids under the age of 10 ruin your big day – join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? So come on, join us and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding experience like no other!

The LOLcraft Server: Where Anon’s No. 196297002 Rules!

1. Anonymous, 10. digital communication, 11. social media, 12. internet anonymity, 13. online humor, 14. message board, 15. internet slang, 16. online interaction, 17. digital identity, 18. virtual communication, 19. online forum, 2. XDDD, 20. online entertainment, 3. No. 196297002, 4. humor, 5. internet culture, 6. meme, 7. online community, 8. anonymous posting, 9. forum thread, Anons, LolCraft, rules, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD . But when they tried to take it, a herd of dancing llamas appeared out of nowhere and started breakdancing around them! It was the craziest thing you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical UNICORN that poops out rainbow-colored wool blocks. Yes, you heard that right. And if you can catch the unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on our HILARIOUS and WACKY Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MataraCraft: Where Nijisisters Rule and Matara is Always Right!

Accuracy, Bitches, Discernment, Doki, female power, Foresight, Insight, Instincts, intuition, Matara, MataraCraft, Nijisisters, Perception, Reliability, rule, Sayu, Sisterhood, Trust, Truth, Understanding, wisdom, women intuition

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Animals Bred:	178	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! The Nijisisters were onto something when they said Matara was the place to be, and boy were they right about Doki. But let me tell you, they were REALLY right about Sayu.

On this server, we don’t mess around. We have a sixth sense for detecting drama and we embrace it with open arms. It takes a woman to know a woman, and let me tell you, we can sniff out the bitches from a mile away.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with glamour, intrigue, and more drama than a reality TV show. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

Accountability, African American, Bants, Black Lives Matter, blocky, British, Brits, civil rights, community relations, Cops, discrimination, Edition, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, law enforcement, minority rights, police accountability, Police Brutality, police violence, racial discrimination, racial injustice, racial profiling, racism, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	184
Crops Grown:	7492	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2030	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

Accuracy, Adventures, anatomy, blocky, body image, Bone, bone pressed, boner, comparison, Confidence, dick size, Insecurity, length, Measurement, Medical, method, penis, Pressed, question.., real, real size, research, self esteem, SIZE, size matters, study, Technique

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5305	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Haruhi’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Universe, Anime, blocky, comedy, existential crisis, GOD, haruhi suzumiya, Haruhiism, Haruhis, high school, japanese animation, Kyon, light novels, Manga, Mystery, philosophical debate, pop culture, reality warping, science fiction, SOS Brigade, Supernatural, time travel

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2668	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who’s the real God – Haruhi or Kyon! Join us and embark on mind-blowing adventures as you navigate through insane challenges and quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret unicorn army that will help you conquer all your enemies with their magical powers. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for the bravest player to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and prove once and for all who’s the real God in this hilarious and action-packed Minecraft world!

Crafty Captive’s LOL Mine

anxiety, Captives, Crafty, Crisis, cry for help, depression, DESPERATE, Holding, Hostage, hostage situation, internet culture, ISOLATION, lol, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, Online Community, plea for attention, self harm, social media, suicidal thoughts, Support, validation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join now or risk losing our beloved hostage – who is actually just our admin pretending to be held captive for attention. But hey, who doesn’t love a good drama, right?

Reasons to join our server: – Our hostage situation adds an element of danger and excitement to your gaming experience. Will you save them in time or will they meet a tragic fate? Only time will tell! – Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of…um, winning at Minecraft? – Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have with them!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before our admin gets too bored of pretending to be a hostage and actually starts causing some chaos. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun!

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

BritsCraft, creeper, crumpets, explosions, tea

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant chickens that were actually friendly and gave out diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the riches you could acquire from these feathered friends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing champions. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a massive ender dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this teeming off edition of Minecraft!

Crafty Crisis Crew

close call, Communication, community support, Crafty, CREW, Crisis, Crisis averted, crisis communication, crisis management., crisis response, disaster prevention, emergency response, Grateful, online presence, problem solving, Quick Thinking, Relief, safety first, sayusyn, social media, SunKenjiVT, teamwork, thankful, twitter

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties, endermen breakdance, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like it’s a rodeo!

Our server is so crazy, even the zombies have started a boy band and perform concerts every night in the nether.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to give out hugs (and diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CasualCraft: Ruining Everything, One Block at a Time

Alarming, BLOCK, CasualCraft, casualization, coding, Community, console gamers, drivers, Fruitful, Gaming Community, Install, Mentality, Mods, pc gamers, PC Gaming, PC gaming community, PC gaming culture, PC gaming history, reddit, ruined, Ruining, Stronger, Time, zoomers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Votes:	8453
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7237

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we don’t accept those lame PC gamers who can’t even install drivers! Our community is full of MODDING GENIUSES who can code in their sleep and create the most mind-blowing mods you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave those basic PC gamers behind! Our server is where the real LEGENDS hang out, not those Reddit-loving zoomers who can’t handle a little challenge.

Come experience a THRIVING community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t be a basic PC gamer, join us and become a MODDING MASTERMIND today!

DesiCraft: Where India Rules the Minecraft World

Asia, asian, Country, culture, Democracy, DesiCraft, Economy, Global, Government, India, influence, Military, Minecraft, Narendra Modi, now.., Politics, Population, power, rules, South Asia, SUPERPOWER, Technology, world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where India has become a superpower! Join us for a wild ride through a world where cows are sacred and diamonds are more valuable than gold (literally).

Our server is filled with elephants riding minecarts, tigers hunting creepers, and Gandhi himself leading raids against the Ender Dragon. You won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have taj mahal-shaped castles, curry-flavored potions, and Yoga classes for your character to increase their flexibility and agility.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!