child discipline Minecraft Servers

Child Discipline

  • TrayTrace Minecraft Server

    TrayTrace Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can fly with your baby and a kid under 5? Look no further! Our server is perfect for parents who want to relax and let their kids have all the snacks, candy, and activities they want while flying through the virtual world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to keep your kids “invisible” while exploring our amazing Minecraft world. Just make sure your kids don’t touch the tray tables, or you might encounter the wrath of the princess from the princess and the pea – she’s a regular player on our server and she’s not afraid to let you know if your kids are being too rowdy!

    But don’t worry, our server is full of surprises and crazy encounters. Who knows, you might even run into a friendly dragon who offers to babysit your kids while you mine for diamonds. So come join us for a wild ride and see if you have what it takes to keep your kids quiet and gentle in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDadLULZ

    CraftyDadLULZ

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with your wife’s father striking your child! Our server is a safe haven from awkward family gatherings and uncomfortable conversations. Plus, you won’t have to worry about forgiving anyone or being called petty for holding a grudge.

    On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any in-laws interfering. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs forgiveness when you have a diamond sword?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FarmVibes Minecraft Server

    FarmVibes Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children who treat your animals like toys? Join our Minecraft server where animals are respected and cherished! No more worrying about your niece carrying around your barn cat by its neck or kicking your elderly dog. On our server, everyone learns to treat animals with kindness and care, even if they’re just virtual pixels. Plus, we have a dozen baby chicks waiting to be admired, without any risk of them being snatched up by an overzealous child. Say goodbye to the chaos and join us for a peaceful and animal-friendly gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BedroomBrawlCraft

    BedroomBrawlCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any deflating air mattresses or entitled stepkids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your own comfort for unruly children who can’t listen. On our server, you can sleep soundly in your own virtual bedroom without anyone demanding you give it up for their own convenience.

    We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any rude comments or passive-aggressive attitudes. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any unnecessary drama.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life family vacation drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us as we create our own virtual paradise where everyone is welcome, as long as they leave the air mattresses intact!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KidCraftKare

    KidCraftKare

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate spoiled toddlers waltzing into our sheds uninvited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sharp objects, fish hooks, and epic meltdowns.

    If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.

    So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyParentingGoneWrong

    BlockyParentingGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where gentle parenting is the law of the land? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of no discipline, no rules, and no consequences!

    Imagine a world where kids can draw on walls, destroy gardens, and torment animals with no repercussions. It’s a gentle parenting paradise!

    But beware, if you dare suggest a hint of discipline, you may find yourself kicked out faster than you can say “gentle parenting scam”. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where chaos reigns and feelings are the only law!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingWalletWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWalletWoes Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than forgetting your wallet at your own wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be blaming your best man for losing your diamond sword in no time!

    Join our server for epic adventures and unforgettable moments. Just like the time our admin accidentally set the entire spawn point on fire and everyone had to scramble to save their precious loot. Or the time a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a creeper that ended up exploding and taking out half of the server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. Just like when your best man and groomsman accidentally took your wallet back to Florida after your wedding. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure to have your back (and your wallet) on our server.

    So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DUIcarDramaCraft

    DUIcarDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of adventures and drama just like Jake’s DUI mishap.

    We promise you won’t crash and burn like Jake did with our exciting mini-games and epic builds. Plus, our community is more supportive than Jake’s parents during this tough time.

    So hop on board and let’s make some memories that are crazier than Jake’s decision to drop out of high school to become a rockstar. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your mistakes like Jake’s family did. Join now and let’s have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ScentCraft SMP: Dude Cologne

    ScentCraft SMP: Dude Cologne

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of smelling like a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we’ll hook you up with the best male perfume that will have all the creepers chasing after you! Our scent is so irresistible, even Endermen will be teleporting to get a whiff of you. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to smell like a diamond pickaxe dipped in enchanting potion. Join now and become the most fragrant player on the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CompliMinecraft: “Your pixelated block placement skills are out of this world!”

    CompliMinecraft: “Your pixelated block placement skills are out of this world!”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest place to be! Join us for a chance to receive compliments like “your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “your block-placing abilities are straight up legendary”.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, a mob that roams the land showering players with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments you’ve ever heard. Rumor has it that one player was once told they had the most enchanting inventory organization skills in all the land, and another was praised for their impeccable cow-herding techniques.

    So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of compliments and have a laugh along the way, join our server today and prepare to be complimented like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP