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KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?

adjusting to change, blended family, child care, custody battle, Dads, emotional children, extra kids, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, House, household conflicts, household responsibilities, KidzRUs, lack of space, moms, moving in with dad, PAD, Parental authority, parental expectations, parenting responsibilities, sibling relationships, step siblings

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	2191	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crops Grown:	6050

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	174
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

7 Kids vs 1 Kid: The Ultimate Parenting Server

child behavior, child care, child development, child rearing, cultural norms, family dynamics, family size, family structure, generational differences, historical perspective, Kid, Kids, modern parenting, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting pressure, parenting responsibilities, parenting stress, Server, societal expectations, Time management, traditional parenting, Ultimate, work-life balance

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of the real world responsibilities weighing you down? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of raising seven virtual children without any consequences! That’s right, no need to worry about diapers, tantrums, or college tuition. Just sit back, relax, and watch your pixelated offspring thrive in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, rumor has it that if you successfully raise all seven children, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle a horde of zombie parents. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start popping out those virtual babies!

BabyBounce Minecraft Server

baby, BabyBounce, blunt, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, family dynamics, habits, health, Marijuana, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, Parenting styles, partner, relationship issues, Safety, secondhand smoke, Server, smoking, Weed

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	209	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise there will be no secondhand smoke, only secondhand fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky blunts and baby creepers. Our staff is always here to make sure your virtual lungs stay smoke-free, because we care about your health even in the pixelated world.

Don’t worry about offending anyone with your smoke-free stance, because here, we only get offended if you don’t build the most epic treehouse or if you forget to feed your virtual chickens. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind, because on our server, the only thing getting lit is our glowstone lamps!

Trump’s Brain SMP meltdown – Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Brain, brain melting gibberish, child care, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, communication skills, current events, Journalism, leadership, media coverage, Meltdown, mental health, Minecraft, News, Politics, presidential speeches, public figure, public speaking, reddit, smp, speeches, trump, Trumps, Yesterday

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Hey gamers of Reddit, ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the leader’s speeches are so nonsensical they make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Trump’s brain melting gibberish speeches are just the tip of the iceberg – we also have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (in a good way, of course). So come on down and join us for some chaotic fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief!

AloneCraft Minecraft Server

after school, AloneCraft, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Community, Etiquette, family dynamics, home alone, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, neighbor, Nephews, parenting, raising kids, Respect, Safety, Server, supervision, Trust, working parents

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Farms Harvested:	738
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	260

Are you tired of nosy neighbors barging into your home uninvited? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted visitors. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who will never invade your personal space – unless you invite them to your epic castle, of course! Say goodbye to nosy neighbors and hello to endless adventures on our server. Join now and never worry about unexpected house guests again!

CraftyRejectsMC

career, child care, Communication, Commute, CraftyRejectsMC, Decision making, emotional response, family, friendship, Gratitude, HR, interview, job offer, parenting, Priorities, rejection, salary, single mom, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only commute you’ll have to worry about is the journey to the nearest diamond mine!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure in a virtual world where you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs, without having to worry about missing out on precious time with your family.

Our server offers a better “salary” of in-game currency, so you can afford all the virtual babysitters you need to watch over your little Minecraft villagers while you’re away. Plus, our two days off per week are conveniently scheduled on Saturdays and Sundays, so you can still enjoy quality time with your pixelated offspring.

Don’t let your real-life friend’s drama get you down – join our server and let the blocks do the talking! Who needs HR referrals when you have a diamond sword in hand? Come on in and show them who the real boss is in this virtual world!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

anger, awkward situations, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, Communication, daycare, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Help, husband, Kids, KidzCraft, Minecraft, neighbor, overreacting, parenting, saying no, Server, stay at home mom, Upset, working parents, working together

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	3098	Mines Excavated:	3828
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	809

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your neighbors? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!

Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

KidzOnlyMineCraft

blended family, Boundaries, child care, children, co parenting, Communication, Community, custody, Divorce, ex husband, Expectations, family dynamics, financial support, involvement, KidzOnlyMineCraft, Marriage, parenting, personal boundaries, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of dealing with your ex-husband’s never-ending drama and constant requests for help with his growing brood of children? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life co-parenting chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only kids you have to worry about are the ones you build in-game.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build a new life for yourself, free from the demands of your ex and his ever-expanding family. No more back-to-school shopping for five kids, no more awkward interactions with his other children – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into co-parenting someone else’s kids. Build your own virtual family and live your best blocky life without any unwanted responsibilities. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and leave the co-parenting chaos behind!

ToddlerTroubleMC

child care, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, daycare, Decision making, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, parenting, quality time, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, Schedule, sleep deprivation, sleep routine, teamwork, Toddler, ToddlerTroubleMC

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who just need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join us for some much-needed relaxation and fun as you escape into a world of blocks and mobs. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and destress after a long day of dealing with toddlers who refuse to sleep.

We understand the importance of a regular schedule, which is why our server is always up and running, ready for you to jump in whenever you need a break. Plus, with our outrageous events and crazy stories, you’ll never want to log off!

So come join us on our server, where you can leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs daycare when you have Minecraft?

Minecraft SMP: WowCraft SMP – The Legendary World of Blockcraft

Adventure, Blizzard, blockcraft, Community, Dungeons, Edition, FANTASY, Gaming, Gear, general, Legendary, Leveling, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Quests, Raids, smp, strategies, The Excitement Within, Updates, world, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Farms Harvested:	633	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone accidentally blow up their own house with TNT (again).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge him for control of the server? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where players gather to dance the night away with glowstone in hand. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NeighborlyNonsense

Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disdain, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Frustration, gatherings, guests, informal, misunderstanding, neighbor, NeighborlyNonsense, Permission, Respect, Social Skills, Straightening, stress, Wife

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a wife who just doesn’t get it? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the nagging and eye-rolling you face in real life.

Join us for a wild ride where you can invite your neighbor Bill over for a virtual beer without worrying about your wife flipping her lid. No need to ask for permission or deal with the drama – just hop on and enjoy some stress-free gaming.

Who needs real-life social skills when you can join a server where everyone gets it? Say goodbye to the eye rolls and hello to a community that understands the struggle. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, who needs a wife when you have a Minecraft server?

GazaBlockParty

Bodies, Conflict, Crisis, deceased, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamas, hostage situation, hostages, International, Israel, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, mourning, News, Recovery, recovery operation, Tragedy, tragedy in Gaza

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3255

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us on this server where we got crazier adventures than israel recoverin six bodies from gaza! we got zombies runnin wild, creepers explodin everywher, and villagers tradin like there’s no tomorrow! join us if u wanna have a blast and maybe even find some hidden treasure in our secret dungeons! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

WebmCraft Minecraft Server

digital content, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, social media, Video clips, video compilation, video content, video games, video highlights, video memes, video sharing, video streaming, vidya, viral videos, WebmCraft, webms

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	60
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magic Items Found:	7434
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchantments Applied:	272	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!