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  • TrudeauCare: Blocky Budget Babies!

    TrudeauCare: Blocky Budget Babies!

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    The Children’s Conspiracy: A Government-Crafted Minecraft Adventure!

    Step right into a pixelated realm where reality crumbles like dirt blocks and sanity is just a suggestion! Join us on the server where Prime Minister Trudeau goes full-on Minecraft mode, unveiling his last-ditch plan to financially fortify child care in uncharted territories! What does this mean for you? Only one way to find out…


    Introduction to the Wasteland of Wonder

    In a time where fiscal responsibility has turned into an elusive entity, our server emerges as a beacon of both financial absurdity and chaotic parenting strategies. Is this a game? Or a grand illusion spun from the very fabric of digital life? Join fellow blockheads as we plummet down the rabbit hole, desperately looking for answers that dissolve into blocks of confusion!


    Features That Defy All Logic

    • Child Labor Camps? A thrilling twist awaits where each player can embody a "childcare worker," tasked with making potion-brewed “youth stimulants” that may or may not fuel a generational uprising against the Ender Dragon.

    • Spending Grenades: Collect unregulated currency that might be linked to government subsidies—use them to explode your friends into pixelated chaos!

    • Dimension of Absurdity: Tread carefully as you navigate the government maze of bureaucratic dungeons filled with rogue NPC politicians arguing over who has the best blocky child care policies.

    • Secret Mooshroom Kingdom: Have you heard the whispers? Legend says that if you cross the sacred fields of Mooshrooms at midnight, you might receive a dark prophecy about childcare expenses spiraling out of control!
    FeatureDescription
    Pixelated Tax CodesCraft your own regulations that redefine morality… Or just make everything explode!
    Government SabotageBetray your friends in a world where allegiance is as fickle as a creeper’s temper!

    The War Against Logic: Testimonials of the Disturbed

    “I joined this server, thinking I’d discover the truth about child care! Instead, I unlocked a portal to a universe where Steve runs for president!” — Random Player

    “Why do I have to mine for votes? Trudeau never had to!” — A very confused Villager


    Frequently Asked Questions (That Definitely Won’t Help)

    • Q: What do I do if I find a hidden government plot? A: Feed it to a pig and run. The pigs are in on it.

    • Q: Can I trust other players? A: Trust is a social construct. In here, it’s a finite resource; trade it wisely!

    • Q: How do governments even function in Minecraft? A: Obviously through the use of enchanted bureaucracy—every third block is a paper shredder!

    Warning! The Unseen Forces at Play

    They say this server was banned in 12 countries, but we won’t tell you why… Perhaps because the players became more powerful than the government? Or perhaps they found out the real “child care” was just redstone machines producing snowballs of doom.


    JOIN NOW!

    Will you equip your diamond sword and enter the chaotic fray? Beware—the dark forces of parenting and financial responsibility loom behind each crafted door, and only the most daring will uncover the unholy alliance between daycare centers and the mesmerizing world of Minecraft! Are you ready to face the pixelated government? Join, or forever be rendered a mere block in someone else’s colossal game of life!

    Remember: As the children cry for attention, the blocks of truth are under siege!


    Dive into fear, dive into chaos—dive into the realm of the children’s conspiracy!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GRIMOIRE server Minecraft

    GRIMOIRE server Minecraft

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    Vanilla Minecraft server 1.20.4 with classic survival without private, donation and unnecessary plugins.

    grimoire.aboba.host

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HaloFactions

    HaloFactions

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    Newly new Faction server, we are looking for you to join, let’s have fun, the obsidian breaks with ten blocks of TNT. See you inside players.

    45.35.210.15:25571

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Watchmenpvp

    Watchmenpvp

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    Hello everyone this is the WatchmenPvP staff team speaking we want you all to come join our discord and server! we are a fresh 1.8 factions server and lots more info will be there <3!!

    play.watchmenpvp.com:19132

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cabana

    Cabana

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    Cabana is a new server project. It will be a friendly whitelisted server built by its players. The only real rule? Don’t be toxic.

    Do you want to be part of creating the culture on this new server?

    Apply to be whitelisted on our Discord: https://discord.gg/ngeexqY

    mc.cabana.rocks

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockParty server Minecraft

    BlockParty server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dear friend! Looking for a server where it would be interesting to spend time? Then I can recommend our project! After all, we have 5 unique modes: BlockParty, MoboCutting, BedWars, SpeedBuilders, Creative. It’s up to you to decide where you’ll play today! On our server, swearing is allowed, so you don’t have to be afraid that you will be given punishments, like on typical servers! Every month we summarize the best players on the server! You can decide for yourself where you are ESPECIALLY good, because statistics are present in every mode! And if YOU take first place in several games, this will only increase your prize.

    play.block-party.ru:12027

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  • HardCraft

    HardCraft

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    HARDCRAFT FEATURES: – MONTHLY EVENTS PvP Tournaments Rewards for invites Draws for roles, Ranks, keys, etc… Special events for dates such as Halloween, Carnivals, etc.

    – FUNCTIONS INSIDE THE SERVER Jobs Crates Economic ranges Parkour Jail

    Come take a look to see what you think and don’t hesitate to share it with your friends so you can play with them.

    mc.gcraft.es

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  • Feloxmc

    Feloxmc

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    Have you always dreamed of becoming a king or queen? Don’t hesitate and join FeloxMC now! Conquer the land of Felox, recruit citizens, and fight wars! Felox is filled with beautiful custom landscapes with enough amazing places to build. Complete quests, rank up your skills, and rise to the top! Join now!

    play.feloxmc.com

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  • The Underdark

    The Underdark

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    The Underdark is a vast network of underground caverns and tunnels underneath the surface of Abeir-Toril. It was home to a host of evil beings driven deep into the caverns at the end of the age of demons.

    The fictional Underdark’s physical characteristics are based upon conditions in real-world caverns deep underground, except at immense size. Within the context of a game, the Underdark is extremely dangerous, especially to non-native characters and creatures. There are also the usual dangers associated with caverns: claustrophobia, poor air circulation, floor/ceiling collapses and getting lost.

    There is no light except for occasional patches of phosphorescent fungus, or the rarely spotted torch wood is again not that common but it does grow all around the “underdark” [server map] and where it does grow the trees are massive, they grow thick and tall and are all ancient! there are mostly covered in vines, this is the underground

    Stay posted with us, and keep up to date by joining our discord! We expect open beta in April 2021…

    underdark2.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TenraMine Minecraft server

    TenraMine Minecraft server

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    Vanilla Minecraft server! With voice chat!

    135.181.126.139:25940

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  • AnarchySpain

    AnarchySpain

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    Anarchy Minecraft server 100% without any type of rule, the first 20 will have the premium kit for free when you start

    51.255.119.156:27150

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