so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, it’s like the end of women and children’s rights? well, do i have the server for u! this server is so wild, it allows child marriage in the game! that’s right, u can marry off ur little blocky character to another player’s little blocky character. it’s like a virtual wedding, but with pixels! join now for the most outrageous minecraft experience ever! trust me, u won’t regret it… or maybe u will. who knows? it’s all just a crazy virtual world, after all!
CraftyKidsAndMomsGoneWild
9YearOldCraft
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles! we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle and defeat the evil zombie army that is trying to take over our pixelated world.
plus, we have a special event where you can marry a 9-year-old girl (just kidding, that’s not cool). but seriously, join us for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans!
CraftyBrideWars
yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got Taliban returning child brides to husbands and invalidating Afghan divorces like wtf is even happening lmao. if u wanna experience some wild and unpredictable sh*t, dis is the place to be. we got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party. come join us and see what kind of madness unfolds next. trust me, you won’t be disappointed. #crazyserver #minecraftmadness #childbridesanddivorces