imagine a world where you can stand up for yourself without getting yelled at over something so minor (like running out of diamonds). our server is the perfect place to practice asserting yourself and finding resolution through therapy…minecraft style!
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual birth certificate to prove that you belong to our crazy minecraft family. don’t let your in-laws control your bank account or threaten to mail back your birth certificate. come play with us and leave the real-life drama behind. we promise not to use your child as a pawn…unless it’s in a game of chess!
so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and let the virtual therapy sessions begin! remember, in our world, the only thing you’ll be disowned from is our server if you don’t follow the rules. but don’t worry, we’re a lot more forgiving than your mother-in-law.