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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4450 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.