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Frosty Trails 1.20.1

1.20.1, 45 degrees Fahrenheit, 7.2 degrees Celsius, catch a cold, chicken-shit, cold weather, fortune, frosty, hoodie and shorts, HOODIES, Logic, logic of wearing hoodies, outlook good, Recommend, Running, running in cold weather, running in shorts, short-sleeves, shorts, Trails, Understanding, weather

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where we run around in short sleeves and shorts in the snow because why not? We wear hoodies with shorts to confuse the weather gods and it totally works. 9/10 doctors recommend joining our server for the ultimate cold weather experience. Don’t worry about catching a cold, our server has magical powers to keep you healthy. Your fortune on our server is always good, just like our sense of fashion. Join now for a wild ride!

Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP

BRAINWASHING, conspiracy theories, cyber manipulation, digital deception, Disinformation, extremist groups, Greta Thunberg, Gretas, hate campaigns, internet trolls, jidf, Minecraft, Misinformation, nu/pol, online manipulation, online propaganda, online radicalization, online radicalization tactics, political agendas, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Revenge, smp, social media influence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the craziest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard! Join us and become part of the epic battle against the JIDF brainwashing, where you’ll have to team up with Greta herself to take down their evil plans. Who knew that saving the world could be so fun and hilarious? So come on, join us and let’s show those brainwashers what we’re made of!

My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

advice, blissful, Clingy, Drugs, follow, Girlfriend, Girlfriends, hot, Life, mad, mind-bending, Minecraft, mood swinger, moody, overemotional, relationships, Robots, Server, sex, single, stressed, WORSE

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Crops Grown:	4898	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Votes:	6458
Secret Passages Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Buildings Constructed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General

character birthdays, console editions, Developer Interview, Exclusive content, FANART, fanfiction, Fangames, general, greentext, Guide, KEL, merchandise, Minecraft, Mods, OC Fic, omog, OMORI, Physical Edition, Projects, RPG Maker MV, smp, steam edition, Thread Template, Walkthrough, whiteboard

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	4961	Void Armor Forged:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and unsafe Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building peaceful farms and cozy homes, this server is all about the madness and mayhem.

Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!

But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.

And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, Boa Hancock, Character development, Emotional Conflicts, FANTASY, HEARTBREAK, Joining Crew, love, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate Empress, relationships, romance, Server, SHONEN, Straw Hat Pirates, strong female characters, unrequited love

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	1367
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Farms Harvested:	515
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?

So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!

Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

alpha version, anticipation, Beta Testing, debut, Development, Dropping, early access, EXCITEMENT, Hyped, innovation, Launch, Minecraft, Net, new features, progress, Release, smp, sneak peek, sneed, Sneednet, software, Technology, Updates, user feedback

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

Columbia, Columbia Missouri, Community, controversy, cyberbullying, digital footprint, gossip, Identity, internet fame, local news, Minecraft, online harassment, online shaming, privacy invasion, public humiliation, recognize, scandal, Server, slut shaming, Sluts, small town drama, social media, viral post

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, chicken, cry, distribution center, Drugs, employed, forklift, Girlfriend, hate, honda grom, ketamine, lamb chops, Minecraft, MONEY, Motorbike, MOTORCYCLE, pregabalin, sad, slow bike, smp, streetbike, wagie, work

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	1383
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

Cool, Factions, FireMine, Friends, Grief, grief server, GRIEFED.., Griefers, Griefing, Griefing allowed, griefing allowed server, griefing experience, griefing rules, griefing server, Hardcore, minecraft server, multiplayer, PvP, Survival, survival server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	628
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Cool survival with friends! Come in

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Tea Time Minecraft Server

american culture, boiling water, boiling water quickly, convenience, heating water, hot beverages, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen hacks, kitchen shortcuts, microwave, Minecraft, myths about tea, Server, tea, tea brewing methods, tea culture, tea drinking habits, tea making, tea preparation, tea rituals, tea time, tea traditions, Time

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5700
Dimension Hops:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Votes:	3788	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

character profiles, chat client, Depravity, eicon search, F-List, F-List community, Feedback, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Forums, Gang, gossip, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, Partners, pastebin, profile image search, Profiles, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	675
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Animals Bred:	81	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!