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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2426 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?
4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!