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CysteineCraft: Beyond Proteinopathy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other, it’s like a magical land where trioxidized cysteine and aging come together to create a whole new world of possibilities! forget about boring old proteinopathic paradigms, we’re all about pushing boundaries and exploring the unknown!

join us and embark on a wild adventure where u can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. but be warned, things can get a little crazy around here. one time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant mushroom just by sneezing! true story, bro.

so if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, then come on over and join the fun! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await u in this trioxidized cysteine-infused world. see u there, adventurer!

Desync SMP – Where Vanilla is just a flavor, 1.21 whytelist not included

Active, AntiCombatLog, apply, Community, Coreprotect, desync, Discord, Europe, flavor, gameplay, Included, Landclaims, long term, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, smp, Survival, teleports, Tpa, Trust, Vanilla, Whitelist, whytelist, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1204
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Vanilla gameplay: No Landclaims, TPA or any teleports
Long-term world: We want to try keeping this world active and alive for a long time.
Only anti-rulebreak plugins: Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog

We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones.

The Sync SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Interested? Apply to join on our Discord here: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelist-only?	Yes, we are a whitelist-only server. To join, you need to apply on our Discord.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We only have Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog plugins for anti-rulebreak purposes.
Are there any land claims on the server?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server.
Do you have any teleportation features?	No, we do not have TPA or any teleportation features on the server.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are currently looking for Europe players to minimize lag and increase activity in the same timezones.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

achievement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, celebration, Champion, Conquer, Conquering, excel, First Place, Minecraft, No. 83376068, Number One, Overcome, Party, prevail, Server, Succeed, success, Top, triumph, triumphant, Victory, winner, winning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Diamond of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama! Legend has it that this funky creature can drop the most epic loot you’ve ever seen, but only if you can defeat it in a dance-off first.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, when you’re facing off against a giant zombie wearing a tutu, anything can happen.

JoblessJenny in Minecraft SMP

Chef, culinary arts, culinary expertise, culinary history, culinary skills, cultural cuisine, female chef, female leadership, food preparation, indigenous cuisine, Job, JoblessJenny, Minecraft, occupation, smp, traditional cooking, tribal chef, tribal culture, tribal leadership, tribal society, tribal traditions, Vulvani tribe

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and become part of the legendary Vulvani tribe, where our chef is rumored to be a master at cooking up the most delicious dishes in all of Minecraft. Who knew that pixelated food could taste so good?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this secret stash and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can spit at griefers and trolls, keeping our server safe from any unwanted troublemakers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MomzRWeird Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discomfort, family dynamics, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, mental health, Minecraft, MomzRWeird, mother-in-law, personal space, relationship, seduction, Server, underwear

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Potions Brewed:	84
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Towns Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law leaving her underwear all over the place? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question what’s normal and what’s not, just like the situation with your mother-in-law. We promise you’ll never see underwear in the same way again after joining our server.

And if you think you’re the only one with mental issues, think again! Our server is filled with players who will make you feel right at home, no matter how weird you think you are.

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more bizarre than your mother-in-law’s dancing in the living room. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike leaving your underwear all over the bathroom)!

AuntieShame80thBash-GFgone-GrandNoMore

aita, aunt, AuntieShame80thBashGFgoneGrandNoMore, Binge Eating, Birthday, conditional love, Confrontation, cruel comment, dog boarding, family drama, Girlfriend, grandmother, house sit, LEAVING, Narcissistic, panic attack, Publicly Shamed, Relationship Navigation, self-control, weight, well-being

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama – but only in the game, of course!

Looking for a place to escape from the craziness of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even tame a dragon or two – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re worried about family drama following you into the game, fear not! Our server is a drama-free zone, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is which block to place next. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs family drama when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

ToxicCraftSMP: SelfAwareTrash

introspection, negative behavior, overcoming toxic traits, personal growth, recognizing flaws, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self reflection, self-accountability, self-awareness journey, self-awareness practice, self-criticism, self-destructive habits, Self-examination, self-improvement journey, SelfAwareTrash, toxic behavior, toxic patterns, toxic trait, ToxicCraftSMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Votes:	2620	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only toxic trait you need is a love for chaos and craziness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? Yeah, we’ve got zero gravity building challenges and moon rock mining expeditions for days!

But wait, there’s more! Every week, we host a “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures they can think of, all while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. No big deal.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner chaos and join a Minecraft SMP like no other, come on down to our server and get ready for the ride of your pixelated life! Just remember, the only toxic trait allowed here is a love for absolute insanity.

CraftyCougarHygieneTips

advice, aging gracefully, beauty, CraftyCougarHygieneTips, Experience, Grooming, health, hygiene, knowledge, Mentorship, Older Women, personal care, reddit, self improvement, self-care, skincare, Tips, wellness, wisdom, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of sassy older women who are here to teach you the ultimate hygiene tips for your Minecraft avatar! From exfoliating with diamond blocks to using lava as a natural deodorant, these ladies have got you covered. Join now for a chance to learn from the wisest players in the game and maybe even snag yourself a sugar mommy to hook you up with all the best gear. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

CraftyKremlinWarz

Analysis, Assessment, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, Crisis, dead end, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, military intelligence, pentagon, russia, SECURITY, Situation, strategy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like, so epic, bro. Like, the Pentagon intelligence is all up in arms about it, saying it’s the next big thing in the world of gaming.

They’re like, “Russia’s war against Ukraine is heading to a dead end, but this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, yo.”

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond sword. And get this, the pigs can shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Not only that, but there’s a secret underground base where you can hang out with Elon Musk and brainstorm ideas for the next big invention.

So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most insane Minecraft server ever, you better join now before it’s too late. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Chek2Craft: GenoScreening Fun!

cancer risk, CHEK2 variants, Chek2Craft, dna testing, Fun, genetic counseling, genetic counseling recommendations, genetic health, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic risk assessment, genetic screening, genetic testing, genetic testing guidelines, GenoScreening, genotype, germline, health screening, hereditary cancer, hereditary conditions, personalized medicine, personalized screening, Precision medicine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got personalized screening recommendations for germline CHEK2 variants cuz why not? like, who wouldn’t wanna know their genotype while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers?

imagine this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a notification that you have a CHEK2 variant! but don’t worry, we got you covered with personalized screening recommendations. talk about multitasking, amirite?

plus, we got the craziest stories of players finding rare CHEK2 variants while exploring the vast world of our server. like, one time, someone found a CHEK2 variant in a chest at the bottom of the ocean! who knew genetics could be so exciting in minecraft?

so come join us for a wild ride of mining, crafting, and discovering your genotype. you never know what kind of CHEK2 variant you might stumble upon next!