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Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ores Mined:	9736	Secret Passages Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8710
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	603898

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

experienceVoting RewardsEngaging CommunityGood Staff

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play.minemodulate.com

👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.

CastleQuest Minecraft Server

Adventure, bowser, Castle, CastleQuest, Coins, Damsel in Distress, defeat the villain, Gaming, Hero, long tail tags, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue, save the princess, Server, super mario bros, toad, video game

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Towns Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Tired of searching for your princess in all the wrong castles? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your princess is in EVERY castle! That’s right, we’ve got princesses galore just waiting for you to rescue them and win their hearts (and maybe some diamonds too).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a boogie like you’ve never seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss your chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Your princess (and a whole lot more) await!

50MilliMinecraft SMP

50MilliMinecraft, anxiety, concerns, crime, danger, family, fear, Financial Security, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, parenting, personal finance, personal safety, precautions, Protection, Risks, Safety, SECURITY, smp, wealth, wealth management, worries

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	371836

Are you tired of living in constant fear of having your balls in a vice? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the dangers of the real world by diving into a virtual world where the only risk is getting blown up by a creeper. Our server is so safe, even your wife and kids can join without worrying about any black chaps demanding your keys. Plus, with our insane wealth opportunities, you’ll be hitting 50m in no time – diamonds, that is! So come join us and leave your worries behind, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind to all the fun and laughter!

NoMomNoRoom Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoMomNoRoom, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Votes:	9981

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who have no concept of personal space? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the clutches of your mom and her boundary issues.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual Disney race track and run to your heart’s content without any interference from family members. Bring your friends from Indiana, California, or even outer space – as long as they don’t invite their moms to crash the party.

Don’t let your mom guilt trip you into sharing a room with her on our server. Instead, build a fortress of friendship with your pals and create memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft? Join us now and leave your mom at home where she belongs!