McAllies is a Minecraft server that delivers exhilarating Soup Hardcore Survival PvP with a Sugarcane Economy. Our server utilizes a combination of custom-built and publicly available plugins.
Map 2 releases on November 22nd at 7pm CST.
McAllies is managed by xPure_Gaming and a dedicated team of passionate admins and moderators. We proudly host our server on a dedicated machine located in Chicago.
mcallies.com
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.
Located in Chicago, USA
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| [🧨] PvP and Griefing | Permitted. No land claims or land protection. |
| [💻] Stable Server Performance | |
| [🌎] No World Resets | Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset. |
| [🍪] Quality of Life Changes | Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed. |
| [‼️] Anticheat | Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play. |
| [🚫] No Teleporting or Economy | No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft. |
Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.
No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.
No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.
Our server offers a unique experience where you can relive all the drama and chaos of family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will your older sister ignore your calls just like in real life? Will she guilt-trip you for taking care of your sick child? The possibilities are endless!
Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama in Minecraft form. And remember, if you don’t leave your child with a stranger for a month, you’re just like the rest of us assholes!
Our server is so unpredictable, just like your gf’s snap story updates as she hops from one bar to another. Will you be able to keep up with the chaos and excitement? Or will you end up like the dinner left in the fridge, forgotten and replaced by Taco Bell?
Join now for a gaming experience that’s as crazy and entertaining as your gf’s brunch escapades! Who knows what surprises await you in this virtual world?
Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!
Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!
Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!
| Located in | Chicago, USA |
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| [🧨] PvP and griefing | Permitted. No land claims or land protect. |
| [💻] Stable server performance | |
| [🌎] No world resets | Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have. |
| [🍪] Quality of life changes | Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed. |
| [‼️] Effective anticheat | Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance. |
| [🚫] No features | No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. |
Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com
StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.
No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.
Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.
Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.