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BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers full of try-hards and noobs? Well, thank Biden you old fuck, because we’ve got the craziest server around! Join us and experience a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin).

But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

DankCraft: >go outside and see a fat Mexican holding… #minecraftlolz #trendyservers #memesfordays

black hair, cuck, DankCraft, determination, empowerment, Excuses, fat, fat Mexican, gtgo, Holding, Improvement, incel, JOKE, memesfordays, Mexican, minecraftLOLZ, motivation, outside, paypig, positivity, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, success, thinking, trendyservers, ugly bastard, voluptuous white girl

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about fat Mexicans and incels? Look no further, because our server is filled with beautiful white girls with luscious black hair who are just waiting to hold hands with you – no paypig or cuck excuses allowed! Join us and let’s all make it together, ugly bastards unite! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and some TNT for those pesky creepers.

Creeper’s Paradise: AI DegenerateCraft

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, CREEPERS, DegenerateCraft, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Girls, guides, hdg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, Other links, Paradise, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Vae, VT, Wiki

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crops Grown:	8185	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with girls that look like a pixelated version of your dream crush! Want to build a virtual relationship with a blocky beauty? Look no further!

But that’s not all, we have a New User Guide that will blow your mind, a VAE that is so important it will make your head spin, and a Controlnet that is definitely not just a dummy. And don’t even get me started on our Block Merging techniques – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

Looking to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server and download ComfyUI, because who needs comfort in real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? And if you’re an AMD GPU user, we’ve got a link just for you – because we support all types of Minecraft players, even the ones with specific hardware preferences.

Plus, don’t miss out on our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section – because why limit your Minecraft fantasies to just blocks and mobs when you can explore a whole new world of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous links, and outrageous stories that will make you question reality itself. Minecraft will never be the same again!

HateCraft Server: Selling out like a pro #notsorry #minecraftlife #whyamIplayingthis #gamerprobs

#minecraftlife, anger, Disappointment, disappointment in trends, disapproval, emotions, Frustration, Game, gamerprobs, Gaming, hate, HateCraft, low sales, market, mfw, negative feelings, notsorry, Passion, Poorly.., PRO, public reception, SELLING, Server, unpopular, unpopular opinion, video games, whyamIplayingthis

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of playing boring, lame games that everyone else loves? Join our Minecraft server and escape the mainstream madness! Our server is so unpopular, it’s practically a hidden gem waiting for you to discover.

Picture this: Instead of being stuck in a crowded, overrated server, you can join ours and be the king of the block! Show off your building skills to a small, but dedicated group of players who appreciate your creativity.

And get this – rumor has it that our server is so under the radar, it’s actually a secret government experiment testing the limits of Minecraft gameplay. Who knows what kind of crazy surprises you might uncover while playing on our server?

So say goodbye to the games you hate with a passion and say hello to the wacky, wild world of our mysterious Minecraft server. Join today and be a part of something truly unique (and slightly questionable)!

CraftyBritz 3D Printz

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can use our combination 3D printer and television to bring your wildest creations to life. Need a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, our printers are strictly monitored to ensure no illegal files are being printed – we don’t need any more lawsuits from the cheese mafia.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BoomerCraft: Where growing old and alone is a blast! Join now for the ultimate Minecraft meme adventure #BoomerLife

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4308
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Villages Defended:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you kidding me? In our Minecraft server, you’ll never grow old and alone, because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and hanging out with a community of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Who needs to worry about getting old when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead? Join us now and say goodbye to boring adulthood – your virtual adventure awaits!

WitchCrafted: Unleash the Beast – #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Items Found:	1494	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the tsundere characters are starting to show their soft side? Look no further! Our server is so magical, it’s even melting the hearts of the toughest players out there. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as these tsundere characters navigate their way through blocky adventures and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself shedding a tear or two (from laughter, of course). So come on, hop on board and witness the transformation of the most stubborn players into mushy marshmallows. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

N-Word Nether Realm: Where Mistakes Meet Minecraft Memes! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks! #CancelledCultureCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Tired of getting caught saying the n-word in inappropriate situations? Join our Minecraft server, where you can say whatever you want without fear of HR busting your balls! Our virtual world is a safe space for all your dirty jokes and politically incorrect ramblings. Plus, if anyone tries to report you, just tell them you were talking to a zombie pigman! Join now and let your inner edgelord run wild!

VoteCraft: Presidential/PM Tier List Server

Analysis, AUTHORITY, Correct, Country, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Global, Government, leadership, list, Objective, opinion, Politics, power, president, PresidentialPM, prime minister, Ranking, Ruling, Server, Tier, Tier List, VoteCraft, world leaders

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and government rankings? Come join our Minecraft server where YOU can become the supreme ruler of your very own virtual country! No more pesky elections or diplomatic negotiations, just pure unadulterated power and control over your pixelated kingdom.

Ever dreamed of being best buds with the likes of Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even Julius Caesar? Well now’s your chance! Our server is home to a diverse array of historical figures who are just waiting to team up with you and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a tier list when you can have a team of legendary leaders by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make your wildest political dreams come true. Just remember, in this world, the only tier that matters is the one you create for yourself.

PixelPenguinMC: Splatoon Edition

Community, competitive, console, Edition, Fun, Gaming, Inkling, Nintendo, Nostalgia, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, paint, Paintball, PixelPenguinMC, Shooter, Shooting game, splatoon, Squid, turf war, video games, Wii U

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1511	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of waiting for Pretendo to get their act together? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why waste time waiting for things to get sorted when you can join us and start building epic structures and battling it out with other players right now?

Trust us, you won’t even remember what you were missing on S1 once you experience the craziness that goes down on our server. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco that only the most elite players know about. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that take place every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin! Who needs Pretendo when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again (not that it ever wasn’t great but you get what we mean).