Chicago deep-dish pizza Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty McCraftFace

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

Blocky Love Shack: Where Creepers and Players Can Find True Love (or Diamonds)!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found their soulmate. They built a pixelated castle together and lived happily ever after, all thanks to our magical server. If it’s love, it’s love, and nobody has the right to get in the way of that!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever lay eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your true love or ride a flying pig into the sunset. The possibilities are endless!

TrashyCraft: Where Japanese Fans Left Their Trash on the Stadium After…

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mines Excavated:	3427	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate trashy fun! Just like those Japanese fans who left their trash on the stadium after losing the World Cup match, you too can leave your mark on our server with your epic builds and crazy antics. Who needs a trophy when you can build a giant trash pile instead? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of trash-talking. Can you out-trash the competition and become the ultimate garbage champion? Join now and let the trash-tastic adventures begin!

Anis’ Epic Minecraft Adventures: The Sequel

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5410
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Elegg, the most electrifying server in the Minecraft universe! Join us and witness the epic battles between Anis and Elegg as they fight for dominance over the land. Will Anis finally be topped by the sheer awesomeness of Elegg? Find out for yourself by joining our server today! And who knows, you might just fall in love with Elegg like so many others have. Don’t miss out on the electrifying fun, join now!

Valhalla or Bust Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	472994
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the gateway to Valhalla – the land of epic battles and endless feasting!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of Viking warriors who will guide you on your quest to enter Valhalla. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be deemed worthy to enter the halls of the gods.

Once you’re in Valhalla, you’ll have access to exclusive loot chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor, as well as a never-ending supply of mead and roasted boar. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Odin himself riding his majestic eight-legged horse, Sleipnir.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to Valhalla today! Just be sure to bring your A-game, because the gods don’t take kindly to weaklings.

Riddle Me Not Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2930
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting stumped by riddles and puzzles on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in making you use your brain too much! Instead of riddles, we have a chicken that tells you the answers to everything. And instead of puzzles, we have a giant lava pit that you have to jump over while riding a pig! Join us for a brainless good time and leave those pesky riddles behind!

Vanishing Shill Threads: A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	46177
Crops Grown:	7703	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Hot Blocks & Cold Drinks Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	167	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6362
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in your Minecraft apartment? Well, fear not, because our server is so hot, you’ll feel like you’re living in the Nether! Our lava-heated apartments will keep you toasty warm all night long, plus you can roast marshmallows for s’mores right in your living room!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with all those diamonds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built amusement park, where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT! It’s a blast – literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

HolyCraft: Where You Can Found a Religion on Conquest!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5871
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and become a part of our cult-like community where we worship the almighty conquest and dominate all who dare to challenge us. Sure, we may get our asses handed to us in every war, but that just adds to the excitement, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and where you can be a part of a religion based on getting your shit kicked in, then look no further. Join us and experience the thrill of constant battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right!

LolCraft: Server 673379098 – Where Anonymity is Key!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	182

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and even befriending a talking cow named Moo-lan! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves, and our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes (as long as they involve Minecraft, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Chinese State Media Meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that aligns with your far-right capitalist views? Look no further! Join our server where we promote the same politics as the USA and Israel. Oppose communism by supporting us! We even have alliances with Palestine, Iran, Russia, and China – because who needs logic when you have Minecraft alliances, right?

Come join us and fight for your capitalist beliefs in a virtual world where geopolitics make no sense but the fun never ends. Build your empire, conquer your enemies, and show the world that Minecraft is the true battleground for global politics. Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience you’ll ever have – join now!