chomp Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Chicken Jockey Circus, where tiny chickens ride on the backs of speedy baby zombies in a thrilling race around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure! chomp munch slurp

VVB Vanilla chewing Minecraft server is waiting for you

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

The owner of the server “VVB Vanilla Chewing Waiting for You” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

vanillachewing.mc-join.ru:20168

ChewCraft: Deeper Issues Server

annoyance, ChewCraft, Chewing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Couples counseling, Deeper, deeper issues, emotional intelligence, Frustration, introspection, Issues, mindfulness, partner, personal growth, red flag, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Simmering, Therapy, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ores Mined:	5183	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

So, like, picture this: you’re mining away in the caves, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear it. The sound of your partner’s chewing echoing through the mineshaft. It’s like nails on a chalkboard, but worse. But hey, don’t worry! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life relationships!

On our server, we have a special feature where you can mute all chewing sounds. That’s right, no more annoying crunching ruining your gaming experience. Plus, our community is so chill that you’ll forget all about your partner’s weird eating habits.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the hidden entrance and claim your riches. Who needs relationship drama when you can be rolling in virtual wealth?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Just watch out for creepers, they’re not as cute as they sound.

PeanutButterCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wild ride of turning peanuts into peanut butter in real time! our server is so magical that every time you munch on some peanuts, you’ll see them transform into creamy, delicious peanut butter right before your eyes. it’s like a peanut butter factory in your pocket!

but that’s not all, folks! on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking cow named Bessie. Bessie has all the gossip on the latest drama in the Minecraft world, so you better butter her up with some peanut butter if you want the inside scoop.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted peanut hidden deep within the caves of our server. legend has it that whoever finds the peanut will be granted three wishes by the mystical peanut genie. but be warned, the peanut genie has a wicked sense of humor and may just turn your wishes into a peanut butter sandwich.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our wacky, peanut-filled Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

asymmetrical face, Beard, Chewing, Clueless, Detox, Exercises, face massage, fasting, fat loss, FITNESS, guru, Lazy, LazyCraft, lookmaxx, looksmaxxing, muscle up, Neal Hallinan, scoliosis, self improvement, shovelglove, weight loss, younger

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	156	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Reasons to Join:

7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?

CraftyCheaters Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Cheating, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, cheating spouse, Commitment, Communication, consequences, CraftyCheaters, Deception, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, Minecraft, relationships, remorse, Server, temptation, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Emeralds Found:	5237
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of cheating on your partner in real life and getting caught? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and cheat to your heart’s content without any consequences! Our server is a safe haven for all the sneaky players out there who just can’t resist a little bit of cheating.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat to your heart’s content, but you’ll also be surrounded by a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for deception. From secret underground bases to hidden treasure chests full of ill-gotten gains, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace your inner cheat! Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Awareness, CraftyLifeLessons, daily routines, Gratitude, growth mindset., habits, Impactful, introspection, life lessons, mindfulness, mindset, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, routine changes, Self Discovery, small changes, transformation, unexpected

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Votes:	7348	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected ways!

Join our server and prepare to learn some truly bizarre life lessons that you never knew you needed. From building a house out of giant flying pigs to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a disco-themed dungeon, our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to befriend a talking llama who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, you’ll never look at downward dog the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers

collaboration, cooperation, counterintelligence, CraftyDutchSpy, cybersecurity, diplomatic efforts., Disturb, Dutch intelligence, Dutch intelligence services, Espionage, foreign affairs, government agencies, Help, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, political interference, russian interference, RussianHackers, strategic partnerships, Surveillance, US

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	65
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

DementiaCraft: McSCI Madness

Accuracy, cognitive decline, cognitive decline assessment, cognitive health, cognitive health assessment, cognitive health screening, cognitive health tool, cognitive screen, dementia risk, dementia risk assessment, dementia risk identification, dementia screening, dementia screening tool, DementiaCraft, madness, major contribution, McSCI, moderate levels, SCD, severe levels, subjective cognitive decline

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it got da game-changing cognitive screen dat reveals if u got dementia risk! like, u can identify if u got moderate to severe levels of cognitive decline with 99.9% accuracy! u can test ur brain while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! join now and flex ur cognitive skills while having a blast in da blocky world!

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

a little mini, America, america is, america is a, braphog, BraphogCraft, is a, is a little, little mini braphog, little., long tail, Minecraft, Mini, mini braphog, Server, tags

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4241	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	194	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

blew you away, Captivating, Characters, Compelling, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, lesser known, Minecraft, Movie, must watch, PixelPunch, Server, Storyline, Surprising, TV series, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated gem, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4285	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

Accountability, Congress, congressional rules, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, drug screening, drug tests, elected officials, ethical standards, Ethics, Government, Integrity, legislation, political accountability, Politics, public service, public trust, regulations, substance abuse, testing requirements, transparency

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9860
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

activism, Amsterdam, Anne Frank, AnneFranks, anti-Israel, anti-semitism, Conflict, controversy, current events, defaced, gaza, GazaCraft, historical, Holocaust, international relations, memorial, Netherlands, News, protest, Revenge, Statue, Vandalism, world war II

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

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