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BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	3049
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	2557
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

BackstabbingCraft Minecraft Server

ass, Backstabbing, BackstabbingCraft, BETRAYAL, Campaign, DAGGERS, Democrat, democrats, election, funny, humor, Joe, joe biden, Kissing, loyalty, Minecraft, Politics, reconciliation, Server, Support, Unity, Victory, winning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only backstabbing you’ll see is when someone steals your diamonds! Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where Joe is the ultimate ruler and everyone has to kiss his blocky behind. Join now for a chance to see Democrats and Republicans working together to build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! Who needs politics when you have creepers and zombies to worry about?

SpaniCraft Server

Competition, controversy, decision, football, Foul, Game, immediate penalty, la liga, match, officiating, penalty kick, Players, Referees, review, rules, Server, spain, SpaniCraft, sports, Teams, VAR check, video assistant referee

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9466	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more drama than a Spanish soccer match – and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of immediate penalties for the most ridiculous reasons. Did your cow accidentally step on a pressure plate? Penalty! Did your friend accidentally hit you with a snowball? Penalty! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on over and join the chaos. Who needs VAR when you’ve got us?

FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Childhood, Communication, Disappointment, emotions, family dynamics, foster children, FosterCraft, Grandparents, grudge, Help, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, MONEY, neglect, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Sacrifices, Server, Support, Trade, union, upbringing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	180	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	69	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of being ignored and overshadowed by foster kids on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server where you’ll be the star of the show and get all the attention you deserve!

Just like how the grandparents took OP out for fun adventures, you’ll be taken on epic quests and adventures in our Minecraft world. Say goodbye to being left out and hello to being the VIP player!

Don’t let your parents guilt trip you into giving them all your hard-earned diamonds. On our server, you get to keep all your loot and riches for yourself. No more sharing with unwanted siblings or foster kids!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be the main character of your own story, without any distractions or unwanted guests. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe and show everyone who’s boss!

MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	391	Void Gems Collected:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	212
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crops Grown:	2816
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Farms Harvested:	180
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	176	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!